Page 3 of All You Need is Alien Love (Tentacular Tales #4)

Mal sniggers as he sips his coffee. “Good luck with that, big brother.”

Kai narrows his eyes at him. “Your time will come. I’ll be more than happy to share childhood photos of you with your mate someday.”

Mal darts an automatic glance at Benji, who’s enjoying a donut and getting powdered sugar in his beard.

When he realizes Mal’s gawking at him, Benji blinks and gives him a dopey smile, his eyes still a little glassy from whatever edibles he indulged in earlier. “I bet you were real cute as a little kid.”

Mal blushes and sputters. “I… that is… well…”

Ellie sighs loudly, a fond expression taking over her face. “Both my boys were simply adorable when they were little.” She shakes her head sadly. “And now look at them. Where did I go wrong?”

I snort with laughter.

My mom suddenly pipes up. “Don’t worry, Kai. I’ve got plenty of pictures of River when he was a sweet little munchkin.” She winks at him. “I’m happy to share. After all, fair’s fair.”

Kai’s expression brightens, and I shrug with total unconcern. “I’m cool with that. After all, I was super stinkin’ cute as a kid. I have nothing to be ashamed of.” I arch an eyebrow. “Although, my hair was even wilder then. I just know you’re going to lose your mind over my baby curls.”

The dreamy look on Kai’s face is way too adorable.

I know him so freaking well.

Eventually, after we all finish our dessert, I stand up and get everyone’s attention.

“Ahem! Thank you, everyone, for being here today and for indulging me in this little surprise party for Kai. We’ve been through a lot lately, but I wanted to make sure we were able to celebrate his birthday in style.

He deserves to be celebrated every day—because he’s freaking awesome—but especially today.

So, raise your voices, and let’s all serenade the birthday boy now! ”

My sweet hubby-boo sits there, fidgeting in his chair, his expression reflecting ten kinds of awkwardness, as everyone at the table loudly sings an enthusiastic chorus of “Happy Birthday” to him.

He only has to endure this particular torture once a year, so he can suck it up.

Half an hour later, the festivities are over and we’re back at home.

Fortunately, my former royal bodyguard Chewy moved out not too long after we dealt with Shilgar the Deadly, which has made it a lot easier to do things like seduce my man in any room I want again! For now, he’s off on a much-deserved intergalactic vacation after over a decade without any time off.

In the kitchen, I push Kai back against the island and drop to my knees. Looking up at him, I lick my lips. “I do believe the birthday boy deserves another present.” I waggle my eyebrows. “Screw blowing out candles, I want to blow you.”

His pupils dilate and his breath quickens before he nods enthusiastically.

Heh. I am the king of birthdays.

With deliberate slowness, I unzip Kai’s pants, then pull them down to his knees, keeping him restrained and at my mercy. Just the way I want him.

Mwahahahaha!

Whoa. I totally channeled some of my inner Lord Vardox just then.

Kai’s eager erection is already standing at attention and just waiting for my tender, loving care.

But I take my time.

I gently fondle his balls first and Kai groans, his hips involuntarily humping the air. In response, I reach behind him and give his right ass cheek a light smack. “Patience, baby.”

Letting go of his balls, I wrap my hand around the base of his shaft, holding it steady for me.

My eager tongue licks a stripe up the impressive length of him, and the tip of it traces the underside of the sensitive head just the way he loves.

Kai clutches some of my hair with a sexy gasp.

Fighting back a grin, I circle the glans, then flick my tongue against his wet tip and savor the salty taste there.

“Fuck,” Kai moans, and his eyes flutter closed.

Damn but he’s gorgeous.

“Later,” I promise.

Eventually, I decide I’ve teased him enough. That’s when I lick my lips, open wide, and swallow him down like a motherfucking champ.

“Dark matter and dammit!” Kai roars.

It’s taken me some time to get used to deep throating my hubby-boo, but I’m rather proud of the progress I’ve made.

I put my hard-earned skills to use and swallow convulsively around him once his length is as far down my throat as I can handle.

My reward occurs when Kai clutches my hair almost to the point of hurting and his thighs tremble with the effort to remain still.

Bringing him to the edge of his control like this is a heady rush I savor fully.

With loving care, I worship his cock with my mouth until he’s wild with need. That’s when he pulls me off him and into his arms. I wrap my legs around his waist while he ravishes my mouth with relentless hunger, leaving me breathless and trembling too.

“Bedroom?” I ask, my voice hoarse.

Deep throating alien dick will do that to a man, but I’m not complaining.

He moves to take a step forward and nearly trips over his pants still bunched around his knees.

I can’t help it. I giggle.

He gives me a warning look before he reaches down with one hand to pull them up while his other keeps a firm hold of my ass. We shuffle a bit awkwardly up the stairs to the bedroom, and Kai tosses me on the bed, making me sigh happily.

I watch as he gets undressed and stalks toward me, his eyes giving off sparks of desire.

We’ve been married for two weeks and our passion for one another hasn’t waned one bit. In fact, it just keeps getting more intense with every day.

I fucking love it.

It also helps that Kai’s episode of Tentaculum Calefaction has passed and he’s back to his normal self. Everything we do together now is something he wants, not something needed to sate his Mating Fever. Having control over himself again has made Kai’s desire for me supernova hot.

Let’s do the math. I’m a gay twenty-two-year-old man and in my sexual prime, I have a supersexy husband with a dick and tentacles to keep me hella satisfied, and we recently escaped a brush with death.

All this adds up to me deliberately finding every possible opportunity to experience life-affirming lovemaking with Kai.

Marvin Gaye sang about sexual healing, and let me tell you, I am a believer!

I let Kai undress me, which I know for a fact he loves to do, and sprawl out like the wanton, willing husband—and geeky sex god—that I am.

Kai growls. “You drive me wild. I need you more than anything in this universe.”

Feeling especially naughty this evening, I sit up and provocatively position myself on my hands and knees, waving my fabulous ass at Kai. “Right back atcha, babycakes. Now, how about you fuck me from behind? I want you to pound me good and hard.”

He moans long and loud when he sees the butt plug I’ve been wearing for the last few hours. I wanted to be prepared for some hardcore fucking after I got my man all riled up with sugar, chocolate, and a blow job.

Like I said—King. Of. Birthdays.

Period.

Three tentacles burst out of Kai’s abdominal pouch with horny intent. He grabs one, its tip covered with its own natural, slick lube, which he uses to help coat his cock.

Kneeling behind me, he traces the tip of a tentacle around the plug in my ass. “You did this for me?”

I wiggle my butt. “Uh-huh. All for you, sexy.”

Well, and for me, but you get the idea.

His tentacle wraps around the base of the plug and slowly pulls it out of me, making me gasp at the momentary pressure and then the sensation of fullness leaving me.

“So beautiful,” Kai murmurs. “So perfect.” His cock presses against my very ready hole. “And all mine.”

He enters me in one long, smooth thrust that has me seeing stars.

“Ahhh!”

Two tentacles encircle my already shaking thighs and hold me steady as Kai starts to move inside me. The third one sneaks around my hip and circles around my cock to stroke me the way I like while Kai pounds my ass just how I wanted.

Nay, needed.

He changes his angle slightly and nails my prostate. I clench around him tight.

“Fuck yeah, baby!”

Kai grunts and continues to fuck me good and hard. No one’s ever been able to take me to the same dizzying orgasmic highs as this man. With his big cock inside me and his dexterous tentacle playing my cock like a Stradivarius, it isn’t long until my balls start to draw up.

“Gonna come,” I gasp.

“Yes,” he hisses between clenched teeth as his movements grow wilder.

Everything around me fades away and all I can focus on is the tight grip of his tentacle around my aching cock and the way his cock fills me just right.

My orgasm builds inside me, and I strain to reach that magical finish line.

I arch my back and cry out when I finally come, and my cock explodes with my release in several thick spurts.

Kai’s quick to follow. He lets out a loud shout of satisfaction as he comes.

His tentacles release their hold and retract as he collapses on top of me. I listen to his two hearts beating as I stroke his back lovingly.

“That was fucking epic. Or should I say, epic fucking.”

Kai snorts and nuzzles my neck. “You just can’t help yourself, can you?”

I reach a hand down and pinch his delectable ass. “You wouldn’t have me any other way and you know it.”

He draws back enough to stare down at me. I see our future reflected in his gorgeous amethyst eyes. “This was the best birthday of my life. Truly. Thank you.”

Lifting my hands, I cup his face with them. “This is just the beginning. There’ll be many more to come.” I grin. “And I’ll try to top each and every one!”

He chuckles and kisses me softly. “I’ve no doubt, my love. I look forward to it.”

With the tender care he always shows me, Kai carefully pulls out of me and I gasp as his come starts to trickle down my thigh.

“Fuck, I love that,” I tell him.

After all, I’ve never been shy when it comes to sex.

He repositions himself next to me and reaches a hand down to stick a finger in my tender, slippery hole.

I moan.