Page 16 of All You Need is Alien Love (Tentacular Tales #4)
Iris continues. “But it is customary for any living grandparents to provide a family welcome offering as well.” She passes a beautifully wrapped box down the table to me.
“This is a little something from me and your new grandfather, Jeston, who’ll be joining us tomorrow for the ceremony.
He sends his apologies that he couldn’t join us tonight, but he’s been working on something for me to help protect this planet from the threats you’re facing and was unavoidably delayed. ”
Iris is seriously kickass.
She’s been calling on all of her old contacts for reinforcements to help us prevent the invasion we’re anticipating. I’ll be honest, having her take charge of this has me feeling a lot more reassured. Even I wouldn’t want to mess with Iris Genaro!
Carefully opening the package, I wonder what my new Grandma and Gramps picked out for me as a gift.
My mind is filled with possibilities.
Maybe a historical record of the Genaro family? Perhaps a recipe book with all of Kai’s favorite dishes? Possibly a garment or keepsake specific to Iyaran culture?
I peel back tissue paper to find…
Male lingerie. And plenty of it.
Mouth hanging open, I pull out a black mesh hollow-front jockstrap that leaves little to the imagination.
Then a pair of lacy-edged satin purple boy briefs.
Underneath that, I find a red leather G-string.
Next, a pair of white lace garters with a matching thong.
And they’re all in my size.
I gape at Iris.
She leers. “Don’t forget the special item at the bottom.”
I dig through the tissue paper until my hand wraps around something solid. I yank it out, holding it aloft like I’m Duncan MacLeod in Highlander.
Only it’s not a sword.
It’s a rather girthy tentacle-shaped dildo.
I press a button.
Oh, sweet! It moves and vibrates too.
“Dear galactic gods,” Kai moans next to me, covering his beet-red face. “Why, Grandma, why ?”
Undaunted, Iris gives me a saucy wink. “A little something for the honeymoon. You may not have tentacles of your own to use on Kai, but this will do in a pinch.”
Ellie reaches out and high-fives her. “Nice work, Mom! If Kai’s anything like his dad, he loves some tentacle ass play.”
Both Kai and Maddox sink down lower in their seats.
Iris’s expression turns smug as she nods at Ellie. “So does my husband.”
I can’t help it; I throw my head back and laugh. “This is the most amazing epic welcome to your family.” I grin. “I’m gonna fit in real well with you all.”
“Don’t give them any encouragement,” Kai mutters, looking like he’s ready to melt into the floor and disappear.
“Exactly,” his dad agrees, his stoic face flushed.
I lean over and give Kai’s earlobe a little nibble in the way that always makes him whimper. “I’ll model the lingerie for you in private.” I lower my voice. “As for the dildo, well, that’ll be used in private too.”
From the heat I see in his eyes, I can tell he’s very fond of that idea, and I feel like I’ve managed to give him a little torment in exchange for his sexy teasing moments ago.
I squirm in my seat, still unable to fully get rid of the semi I’m sporting under the table.
We all go over some last-reminder details about the ceremony and then all too soon, it’s time for us to part.
Kai’s going to remain here at his parents’ house while I stay at ours.
Even though the houses are near each other, it’s going to feel like we’re miles apart for the next few nights. In such a short time, I’ve already become accustomed to being beside him in bed, snuggling in his arms and reveling in his warmth before drifting off to dreamland.
Hell, hardly a night goes by anymore that I don’t need his tentacles to wrap me in a cuddle before I can fall asleep.
After everyone else is gone, Kai’s parents give us some privacy and we linger in the doorway holding hands.
“This fucking sucks,” I tell him honestly.
Kai cups my cheek and kisses my forehead. “It’s only for a couple of nights.”
I’ll admit it, I give him my full-on pouty face. “But I’m a young man in his prime! My libido is wild and untamed. Like a tiger. It must be satisfied or else I might rampage. Like Godzilla!”
Kai chuckles and pulls me into his arms, enveloping me in his warm embrace and sexy-as-fuck smell. “You’ve been watching too many telenovela episodes lately. It’s bringing out your melodramatic side.”
I beam up at him. “ Las Lágrimas del Viento has finished—and wow, what a climactic finale!—but me and Evan just started Amor Prohibido: El Juego Del Destino . The first episode was a total banger, as the kids today like to say.”
Before I can give him a synopsis of said episode, Kai leans in and silences me with a kiss.
Not a G-rated one either.
It’s full-on verging into NC-17 territory and delicious.
In moments, I’m grinding up on him and trying to suck his tongue out of his head.
Okay, that sounds weird and a bit gross, but the whole lip action situation is seriously fucking hot.
Kai’s the one to break it off first.
I let go of him and fall to the floor in a melodramatic heap. “Denied! Oh, cruel, cruel world.”
Kai snorts and pulls me to my feet, then tugs one of my gold curls in the way he likes to for good measure. “That was a little taste of what you’re in for. Just think about how much hotter and more intense our lovemaking will be after we’ve been deprived for three nights.”
I whimper. “We might burn the motherfucking house down.” I rise up on my tippy-toes and kiss his chin. “You better be ready, because I’m going to keep you busy all night long when this ceremony is over.”
“Challenge accepted,” he purrs in my ear.
I let go of him to cup my crotch and adjust my aching dick.
Stupid tight jeans.
I glower at him, more than a little irritated and a lot horny, but I tell him what’s in my heart. “I love you to the ends of the universe, Kai Genaro. Let’s do this thing.”
“Ditto, babe.”
With that, I twirl around and speedwalk to our house before I try to climb him like a fireman’s pole.
And then ride his pole, if you know what I mean. Mmm…
Unable to hold back my sassy side, I take the time to pause halfway home to bend over just enough and twerk my ass at him before I scurry up our front porch steps.
The sound of his frustrated growl keeps a smile on my face for the rest of the night.