Page 20 of Mr. Green

“Hey, Jason. Training is spectacular. I’m in a bit of an argument I need some support on.”

“Sure, babe. Make it quick because my date is about to come back from the restroom.” He pauses. “Unless I’m missing the invitation to join him. Ya think it was an invitation?”

“Nah, probably not.”

He believes me.

“Long hair on a guy. Go.”

“Ewww.”

“Thank you, Jason. You’ve made my argument. We love you. Enjoy the rest of Mr. Tonight.”

“Aw, thanks babe. Bye!”

“Ha!” I scream, pointing at Paige.

“You did hear my fabulous argument earlier, didn’t you?” She raises an eyebrow.

“If we don’t change the subject right now, I’m going to stab you with a spoon.”

“She’s a little touchy tonight,” Paige says to Scarlett, pointing her thumb at me. “I don’t think her dildos are doing the job right.”

I go to my kitchen and pull out a spoon. Then I start stalking towards Paige. “Hold still.”

“Okay, okay.” She puts her hands up. “Relax, we’re moving on. Scarlett, how are the plans coming along? What can we help with?”

I want to listen to this, so I keep my spoon in my hand in case I need it later and sit next to my pushy friends in the living room.

“Right now, I’m planning the combined bachelor andbachelorette party,” Scarlett explains.

“Umm, what?” Paige asks, tilting her head to the side like maybe she didn’t hear Scarlett right.

“The joint bachelor and bachelorette party,” Scarlett states with a bored looking face.

“Cancel that. What’s next?”

“I’m not canceling that,” Scarlett deadpans.

“Scarlett, my dear Scarlett.” Paige puts her hands together like she’s praying in front of her chest. She reminds me of a politician giving a speech. “Bachelorette parties are for multiple guys putting their penises in the bride and bridesmaids’ face. They’re for getting laid before you decide to be submissive all the time. They’re for throwing a bag of fake dicks around. They’re for everyone else who wants to get laid. Please don’t take away the only fun thing about weddings. The fiancé needs to go on his own with his friends!”

“I don’t want any of that! Matt’s dick is the only one I want in my face. Trust me, when I tell you this—it’s amazing. I won’t be missing anything by seeing other dicks. Besides, when have I ever been okay with one-night stands? They sound horrible. Anyways, Matt has had enough tits in his face to last a lifetime. We’re having a combined party,” she explains through gritted teeth. “It’s going to be a lot of fun and it’s going to be a weekend in freaking Hawaii! You two are going to be there smiling! Got it?”

Scarlett’s going a little crazy planning all this stuff for her wedding. She has always been a huge planner, but she might be a little stressed with this one.

“Okay,” Paige says, deflated. Her dreams of banging multiple guys in one night, crushed.

“We’ll be there.” I nod my head.

“Good. Now, let me tell you about the plans for Hawaii. The new manager, Tessa, is covering for all of us because I need Jason there too.”

“Well, duh,” Paige agrees.

“So the first day, Matt will be taking us on his plane.”

“Who’s us?” I ask, feeling butterflies in my stomach. Ithink Grant will be there.

“You know, us. Jason, Paige, Matt, you, and Grant.”