Page 15 of Guarded (Hopeless Blessed #3)

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Jeremiah

Why is the air so thick in Florida?

Noah

I think the better question is WHY are you in Florida?

Well it’s on the list of top places in America to visit. Something about a mouse.

What’s wrong with Florida?

Aside from the humidity

Do you know how to google?

My tech skills aren’t great, but they aren’t that bad! Yes I know how to fucking google.

Hahahaha. My bad. It’s not just being down in Hell, but you’re an ancient being compared to me .

Wait, how old are you?

Five hundred and thirteen

Wow.

You are a baby.

I thought I was young but you’ve got me beat.

Told you so.

Anyway, google your birthday plus the words ‘Florida Man.’

What the actual fuck?

What came up?

‘Florida man arrested after trying to cross Atlantic in hamster wheel.’

Okay, that’s legit one of the best ones I’ve heard.

Does shit like that come up for every day of the year?

Pretty much lol.

Anyway have fun in Disney.

Have a Mickey pretzel for me.

You know, if you flew here, we could eat one together.

Haha sure.

I’m serious. You could be here in a couple of hours. Faster if you use the lightning.

That’s only for emergencies.

This IS an emergency. What if someone tries to shove me into the ocean inside a giant hamster wheel?

Then I guess we’ll find out how good you are at swimming.

I’m sighing because I know this means you’re not coming.

I’m sorry, Jeremiah.

Only two weeks though.

Counting down every second.