Page 46 of Heartbreak Honey

BOYS WILL BE BOYS’ EPIC GRAMMY DISGRACE

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ll know that global sensation boy band Boys Will Be Boys have reached the height of fame over the last five years. With five albums under their belt and constant touring, the group has been nearly inescapable. The five young men appeared poised to take over the world until last week’s disaster at the Grammys knocked them all on their asses. (For heartthrob Skyler James, we mean that literally.)

The band’s management has yet to comment on what really went down that night to lead to such a mess, but both fans and haters alike have taken to social media to share their opinions and theories.

Immediately following their performance, the band was set to head out for the start of their next tour, but instead they’ve cancelled their first three shows. While we don’t want to add to the speculation, we’re afraid this may be signalling the end of an era. At this point, it seems entirely possible that Boys Will Be Boys have broken up. We hope it’s not true, but if they do resurface, they’ll sure have a lot of upset fans to answer to.