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Good boy.
I’m on it.
I sigh. I love when Henry just does what I tell him to do.
That’s happened exactly three times, including right now, in the ten years I’ve known him.
So now I’m suspicious.
And preparing for this to turn into a huge headache.
And worried about…well, all of the questions he “didn’t ask”.
And running low on amaretto.
So, I do what I always do when I’m stressed and annoyed by men.
I text my favorite friend-with-benefits.
I need you to come over after I get home.
Am I bringing chocolate mousse cake from Sandtons, condoms, or amaretto?
Yes.
Epilogue
EPISODE 851 TRANSCRIPT
Jen: More huge news! As if the royal wedding wasn’t big enough.
Lindsey: I know, this group is going to make me into a romantic before they’re done.
Jen: We’ve just found out, from the happy newlywed herself, that Lady Linnea has gotten married too! To none other than Jonah Greene. Prince Torin’s hot bodyguard and best friend!
Lindsey: And all this time, we were going on about how Linnea was traveling in the U.S. with Torin. All those podcast episodes where we were theorizing that Torin and Linnea were together and all that time he was there for Abigail and Linnea and Jonah were together!
Jen: I know. Imagine what they thought reading our transcripts! They must’ve been laughing their heads off!
Lindsey: We’re lucky they even speak to us anymore.
Jen: Well, I’m so glad they do. I am thrilled to hear about Linnea and Jonah. She sent over the message telling us they’ve been madly in love for months and even when she was in the U.S. and we saw those cute bowling photos of her and Senator Christian Waite, she was actually there with Jonah!
Lindsey: She’s a sneaky one. She’s going to be great for the palace when it comes to keeping their secrets.
Jen: I know. We cannot count on her to be an insider source, obviously.
Lindsey: But we still adore her. Congratulations, Linnea and Jonah! We can’t wait to see you out and about, holding hands, kissing in public now. We’re thrilled for you!
Jen: So, do you think all the romance and gossip and intrigue are over for the palace and the royal family?
Lindsey: I hope not! There are still two single princes! And these bodyguards are surprisingly hot and romantic!
Jen: True! Even though weneverhear anything about Declan.
Lindsey: I know…We’ve got to figure out a way to get news about him. And hey, Linnea surprised us with a juicy story! Astrid and Alex are both single…
Jen: Ooooh…you’re right.
Lindsey: Stay tuned! You know we’ll tell you ALL!