Page 8 of I Love You, I Hate You

@Neverthelesskararesisted

Don’t think you’re getting away with changing the subject there, Nora.

@Noraephronwasagenius

FINE the sex was great and it turns out he really, really knows how to use his tongue and not just in the courtroom.

HAPPY?

@MadisonHughes95

Honestly, almost never

But yes, happy for you

Glad you found a straight dude who knows his way around a vagina as it’s my understanding that is a rare treat for y’all

@Neverthelesskararesisted

That is so sad and accurate.

Also: he’s suing you?

@Noraephronwasagenius

Not me, my company. But I’m going to be in charge of the case, which means a lot of face time with him.

@Neverthelesskararesisted

Is the problem an ethical one or just like, you’re not sure you can see him all the time and not sit on his face again?

@MadisonHughes95

What Kara said

@Noraephronwasagenius

I don’t know. It just feels vaguely unethical? Even though there are a lot of lawyers who have hooked up and then gone head to head.

Yes, Maddy that was another dirty joke go ahead and laugh.

@MadisonHughes95

HAHAHAHAHAHA I cannot believe I have taught you to make dirty jokes

I’m so proud I could cry

Also this really sounds like there’s no problem here unless you WANT it to be a problem

@Neverthelesskararesisted

(What Maddy said)

@Keanuisadreamboat

I know I’m coming into this a little late but 1) YAY FOR GOOD SEX YOU DESERVE IT and 2) yeah I’m not seeing the problem.

Unless the real problem is Luke?????