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More or less.

In the hotel room, obviously. Not like, on the dance floor or anything.

I have some self-control.

@MadisonHughes95

@Neverthelesskararesisted

Maddy please find your chill.

@MadisonHughes95

@Keanuisadreamboat

How are you doing with that?

@Noraephronwasagenius

Confused? I don’t know what this IS and I don’t know how I feel about it.

@Neverthelesskararesisted

Do you want it to happen again?

@Noraephronwasagenius

Yes? No? Maybe?

@Keanuisadreamboat

What is the reasoning behind each answer?

@Noraephronwasagenius

Yes: Sex is good. No: I hate his face? Or I did? Or I feel like I should, I guess? Maybe: But the sex?? So good?

Also I maybe stopped hating him a while ago but if I don’t HATE him then what the fuck ARE we?

@MadisonHughes95

@Keanuisadreamboat

Why do you feel like you should hate him?

@Noraephronwasagenius

Because I’ve hated him since the day we met. And by all appearances he’s a fairly solid human, but he can be so IRRITATING, especially when it comes to work. Like, he’s crazy rich and clearly assumes everyone else grew up exactly like him, and he’s a dick to me for working where I do because we’re ~evil~ and like yes, I am aware of that but some of us have BILLS TO PAY AND A LIFETIME OF LOANS THAT WILL NEVER REALLY BE PAID OFF. Every once in a while he seems aware of his privilege but then he just chucks it back in my face like CLASS ISN’T A THING even if yes, I am a beneficiary of white privilege and I fully acknowledge that, but also sometimes I want to wear his sweatshirt and smell his sheets and guys I don’t know if you know this but I AM A MESS.

@Neverthelesskararesisted

From twitter troll to Luke, where does he fall on the Men Are Garbage Scale?

@Noraephronwasagenius

6.5. 7 if I’m being honest.

Probably an 8 when he’s going down on me. Maybe even 8.5.