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One problem with that.

I’ve heard you sing.

I’d rather play golf with every partner in my firm every Saturday for the rest of my life than hear that again.

And you know how I feel about white dudes who play golf.

Owen Pohl

Yeah I’m aware

You’re not exactly quiet about your feelings on that front

But that’s sorta the point. Humiliate myself a little, grovel a lot, hope she forgives me

Mark Olsen

So like Heath in10 Things

Owen Pohl

Exactly

Andy Lee

You realize you’re nowhere near as hot as him, right?

Owen Pohl

Are you gonna help or not

Andy Lee

Undecided.

Mark Olsen

Of course we will and if you screw this up for me Andy I’ll fucking kill you

Andy Lee

Wait how is this about you?

Mark Olsen

BECAUSE I AM THE ROMANTIC HERE

What do you need help with?

Owen Pohl

Well, she and her mom have this karaoke thing that they do and I thought I could go there

But I don’t know where it is

Mark Olsen

So ask her mom