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Yes, we’re all aware that you’re basically catfishing all of us.

@Noraephronwasagenius

Well, I’m actually from Minnesota, and so is Luke. I think. I’m like, 99% sure.

@MadisonHughes95

I knew you were a fucking Minnesotan

I knew it

I don’t know how I knew but I knew

Next you’ll be telling us your REAL NAME

@Noraephronwasagenius

Oh god I’m a terrible friend, aren’t I?

@Keanuisadreamboat

You’re a little overly tightlipped about your personal details considering you also tell us whenever you have sex, yes.

But you’ve said that being anonymous is what lets you be honest, so we love you and accept you.

So you told Luke your real name?

@Noraephronwasagenius

Not yet.

I asked him out.

I went with the incredibly dramatic approach of suggesting meeting him in a coffee shop, sight unseen, with me having a pink rose on my table.

@MadisonHughes95

That is so cute I want to vomit, and also OH MY GOD WHEN IS THIS HAPPENING?!!

@Noraephronwasagenius

Friday.

I also told off Nemesis for good.

We’re through.

I can’t say exactly what happened, but he pulled a dick move in court and we sort of had it out.

I just cannot deal with his ego and need to be the Good Guy At All Times.

It’s exhausting and I’m done and I’m going to give this thing with Luke a real, honest shot.

@MadisonHughes95

wow everything’s really happening at once for you, huh

@Neverthelesskararesisted