Page 34 of Deep Blue Lies

THIRTY-THREE

It’s been really fun this week. Jason likes to move people around, so we don’t get bored in our jobs, so I’ve been working down on the beach for a few days.

And we had some really fun clients come out too.

It was this big group of teenagers, who all know each other from back home.

And we had a great time teaching them wakeboarding, and we did this beach-Olympics thing.

And then afterwards we saw them in town, and they were all super drunk, even though most of them are only fifteen or something.

Today we all sailed up to town, in like this flotilla of different boats.

We moored up in the harbour, and we all had pizza for lunch, and then ice creams. Then we all sailed back again.

I think they really liked it. I think they appreciated the sense of independence it gave them.

And maybe because we let them drink alcohol too, even though we weren’t supposed to .

OH MY GOD!!! You’re never going to believe what happened!

Sally Nanny got sent home! She was such a slut, she had it coming, but it’s still way shocking.

Those teenagers I was talking about, well one of them was pretty fit, but he was super young.

But Sally Nanny being Sally Nanny was all over him on client night, when we have to mingle with the guests over dinner, and I heard she got off with him afterwards down on the beach.

And then last night, we all went out to Skalio, and I wasn’t drinking much cos I was tired, but Sally was, and her and this kid were at it again on the walk back, they kept stopping to have a snog, and he had his hands permanently in her top.

And when we got back to the hotel, she said she was gonna go for a swim in the pool, which is a really bad idea.

It’s one of the things Jason said we really weren’t allowed to do, because loads of the rooms overlook the pool, and the guests don’t want to see us all drunk.

Anyway, Helen went in, just in her knickers, but Sally Nanny stripped off totally naked – big floppy tits and her fanny out – and she wasn’t even quiet about it.

Then Helen came back to the staff house to dry off, but Sally stayed with the kid, and apparently he started taking her from behind, on one of the sun loungers!

And then these clients, out for a nice midnight stroll, they came walking up the path by the pool, and they got to see everything – Sally Nanny at it with this fifteen-year-old kid.

Anyway, the next day, the clients came in to see Jason. Imogen was there, and she overheard everything. Apparently they were really upset, they said they hadn’t come on holiday to Ancient Greece!

When they’d gone, Jason called Imogen in and got her to book the first flight home for Sally Nanny (notice how he doesn’t trust Mandy to do it!) – and then he called Sally up from the crèche and told her she was fired, and that she better stay out of sight until she leaves, or she might get thrown in prison for actual rape.

So we’re down one nanny! Can’t say I’m sorry though.

July 22 nd

Bit of a weird day today. Because the crèche is still short staffed, Jason told me I had to help out, so I spent the whole morning in this room full of babies.

I thought I was going to hate it, because I’ve never really wanted kids, but actually it was weirdly alright.

I wasn’t going to do any nappy changes, because it’s not my job, but it was sort of fun playing with them.

We took them for a walk around the gardens just before lunch and then down to the beach in the afternoon, and they followed us around like little ducklings. They’re actually quite sweet.

July 25 th

Last day in the crèche, we’ve got a new nanny coming out, thank God. It’s not that I mind the crèche, but it does have this smell, like poo and detergent, and it gets all over your clothes. The new nanny is called Suzanne. I haven’t met her yet but according to Imogen she’s got really bad acne.

Aiden wants to cool it, which is fine by me. He’s this guy I’ve been seeing, but he’s pretty boring actually. All he talks about is sailing.

Everyone’s going out tonight. I’m writing this at the staff house, and me and Imogen are already halfway through a bottle of Metaxa. It feels like I haven’t had a good night out in ages. I feel like I need to let off some steam.