Page 33 of Deep Blue Lies

THIRTY-TWO

One of the problems of Mandy being so dim is that if we need to see someone official, like a doctor or something, we have to go through her first. And me and Stephan, like, after a while you don’t want to be using condoms the whole time – you know what I mean?

So it would be really helpful to go and see the doctor to get the pill.

I explained all this to her, and she actually asked if I was pregnant.

(Did I mention she was stupid?) So I explained to her that NOT being pregnant was kind of the whole point of the contraceptive pill.

And she just blinked at me, like she had no idea what I was talking about.

She did let me go to see the doctor though, and that was humiliating.

The doctor was this old guy, and he looked really disapproving the whole time, and asked all sorts of questions, like how often I was having sex, and how many partners I’d had, and even if my partners were finishing!

I think he was just getting off on having me there.

But I’m quite good at men like that and I just kept smiling and answering whatever he asked with a blank face, and eventually he started to look uncomfortable, and he wrote me a prescription.

Ha! Can’t wait to tell Stephan. It’s gonna be fun.

Me and Stephan broke up. We were out the other night and he was super off with me, and I heard someone saw him with another girl.

I’m not that bothered though. We were running out of things to say anyway.

Plus there’s a new guy down in the beach team called Simon who I kind of like.

He’s come to teach people how to sail the yachts, and he’s worked in Greece for a few years, so he knows lots of the laws.

Like one thing he was saying was, even though the Greek police are really anti-drugs, the law doesn’t apply if you’re on a boat, like because you’re not actually on Greek land?

Plus he told me he’s known Jason for ages, and he uses drugs all the time, he’s just really quiet about it.

Anyway, because all the rooms at the staff house are full, Simon’s living on one of the resort yachts. The clients use it in the daytime, and it’s his room at night, which is cool, plus he gets to use it on his day off. He said he’d bring a few of us out next time, like a party yacht.

The only problem is, Imogen reckons that Sally Nanny is going hard for Simon too. She saw her sticking her big milky tits in his face. She’s such a cow.