Page 97 of Only With Me

Harlow: How you jerk off…like the movements and what feels good. I imagine there’s some kind of rhythm to it…I want to see how a guy touches themselves so I know what they like.

Waylon: You want to watch me come?

Harlow: Yeah…you watched me.

Waylon: Technically, I didn’t. I only heard you.

Harlow: Well you weren’t the one learning, so you didn’t need to. If it makes you uncomfortable, you can use a banana to demonstrate.

Waylon: Jesus Christ.

I laugh because I can hear his annoyed voice in my head.

Harlow: Or I’ll get a banana and you tell me what to do.

Waylon: No banana.

Harlow: What about a cucumber?

Waylon: No.

Harlow: An eggplant?

Waylon: The fuck? No.

Harlow: Then WHAT??

Waylon: I’ll show you on myself.

I do a little happy dance in my bed because I knew he’d cave.

Harlow: Great. When?

Waylon: When do you need to learn by?

Harlow: Well, I have a date on Friday afternoon at the cafe.

I’ve been talking to this guy from the app, Emery. Since I need the experience and figured there was no harm in it, I agreed. He’s a few years older and prefers getting to know someone in person, so we’ve only been texting a little here and there.

But I’m only teasing about needing to learn by then. No way I’m touching anyone’s dick on the first date.

But I enjoy Waylon’s reactions too much not to mess with him.

Except, when he doesn’t respond after an hour, I message him again in case he got busy at work and forgot.

Harlow: Are you free tonight?

It takes him twenty more minutes but he finally responds.

Waylon: Sure. How’s 8?

Harlow: Works for me.

Last Thursday during Natalie’s and mine weekly virtual hang out, we spent most of the time catching up and her squealing at everything I told her about Waylon.

She claims he must like me because no other guy would “teach” a girl how to masturbate and answer all of my questions. But I told her she was crazy because Waylon doesn’t see me that way. If he did, there’s no way he’d be okay with me talking about dating other guys and wanting to learn so I can hook up with them.

But when I told her I wasn’t having much luck on the app, she told me about the “emoji test.”