Page 78 of Only With Me

Harlow: Nope. A couple guys seemed nice but then turned it suggestive and I’m just not experienced enough to know how to play along. They end up ignoring or blocking me.

Waylon: What do you mean not experienced enough? What the hell are they asking?

Harlow: I’ve never had a boyfriend.

Waylon: Okay?

Harlow: Or kissed a guy.

What?I figured she didn’t have an extensive dating history, but I would’ve never guessed she had…none.

It makes sense, though, because most of our texting conversations were genuine and innocent.

Minus the inside joke of her showing me her ass.

But that’s what I liked about her.

Most girls who are interested in me never try to get to know me or engage in normal discussions. They just want me for sex. And because I was looking to block out my chaotic thoughts, I went along with it at the time.

Waylon: Oh. Well then don’t talk to those guys. I’m sure there are ones who aren’t that way.

Except, probably not on dating apps.

Harlow: Ha…yeah right. Even when they come across as nice, they eventually ask for a nude.

Waylon: A nude pic?!

Oh fuck no.

Harlow: Yep…I’m naive sometimes but not enough to send a naked pic of myself.

Waylon: Good. Otherwise I’d have to give you the internet safety talk I just gave Bentley.

Harlow:

She sends me an eye roll emoji.

Harlow: Oh like you’ve never sent a dick pic?

Why does her saying that make mine twitch?Fuck, talking to her like this is a bad idea.

Waylon: We’re not talking about me…we’re talking about you.

Harlow: Classic line of defense.

Waylon: I just want you to be careful. There are a lot of creeps on these apps only looking for sex and some will do whatever it takes to get you into their beds.

Harlow: Speaking of creeps, I’m honestly surprised to see you on here.

Chuckling at her effortless dig, I lean back against the couch, relieved that we’ve seemed to fall back into our easy conversation rhythm. Too bad she’ll never know it was originally me.

Waylon: Wow…you’re funny.

Harlow: I know. It’s why I’m so unlikable.

Waylon: You are not.

Waylon: Why are you surprised I’m on here?