Page 81 of Only With Me

Harlow: Okay, so while that makes sense, now he’s asking if the kitty is thirsty? Thirsty for what…

Jesus Christ.

She’s gonna fucking kill me.

Waylon: For his CUM, Harlow. He’s asking if you want to fuck him.

Harlow: I told you I was bad at this!

Waylon: And I told you he was a creep.

Harlow: Because he wants to fuck me?

I growl.

Waylon: He wants to fuck anyone who will fuck him. Not the type of guy you should be with.

Harlow: And what is my type?

Waylon: I don’t know but you have higher standards than that.

Harlow: Maybe I wanna lose my virginity and get it over with so I don’t sound like a prepubescent girl around these men.

Waylon: Your first time should be special, not just some rando on a dating app looking to get his dick wet.

Harlow: I’m tired of waiting.

Waylon: You’re only 20. You can’t even buy alcohol, so I’d hardly say you’ve been “waiting” a long time.

Harlow: And how old were you when you lost yours?

Waylon: Again, we’re not talking about me.

Harlow: Was your first time “special”?

Waylon: You don’t want me answering that.

Harlow: Why not? Tell me. I can handle it. I’m not a CHILD.

Waylon: Harlow, drop it.

Harlow: Why can’t you just tell me how old you were?

Waylon: Because it’ll make things awkward so let’s change the subject.

Harlow: Or we could play hot and cold. I’ll guess your age and you tell me if I’m getting close or not.

Waylon: No.

Harlow: 15?

Waylon: I’m not playing.

Harlow: 16?

Waylon: Stop guessing.

Harlow: 17?