Page 30 of Love Me Knot, Part One (Knotty Omegas #1)

Daphne

Holy shit. Ho-ly shit.

Mellie

Daphne

Pack Morgan moved in next door.

Mellie

Oh, look. My strength’s returned. Tell me everything.

Lacey

They showed up?

Daphne

Strutting around with boxes as I type. It’s like a strip show on my lawn.

Mellie

Can we buy tickets?

Daphne

I will cut you.

Mellie

Stingy.

Daphne

Jealous.

Lacey

What did you say, Daph?

Daphne

About the strip show?

Lacey

About them moving in.

Daphne

I reminded them I said no to their courtship.

Lacey

Aaaaaaand?

Daphne

They said we could be friends for now, but they’re not going anywhere.

Mellie

Which one did they send over?

Daphne

Dez.

Lacey

The one that ate you out after every round?

Daphne

That’s the one.

Mellie

Why is that so hot?

What’re you wearing right now? Please be one of the sets you made.

Daphne

*Inserts picture of disgusting heat blanket*

Lacey

That’s…something.

Mellie

Fuck’s sake, Daph. Take a shower. You look like a bridge troll.

Daphne

Shouldn’t they like me for me?

Lacey

It’s a little soon for the goblin chic attire, even if we’ve all got some.

Mellie

Please, we’ve all been in your drawers, Lace. Not a holey shirt to be found in all that luxury.

Lacey

I like what I like, and I have the money to buy it. There’s no shame in that.

Mellie

Never said there was.

Daphne

I think we’re getting off track. There’s a pack of hot ass alphas moving in next door and threatening to court me.

Lacey

They didn’t threaten you.

Did they?

Daphne

Not in as many words.

Mellie

So, you’re being a chickenshit. Classic Daphne.

Daphne

Fuck you, MELINDA.

Mellie

Take that back.

Daphne

Not a chance in hell.

Lacey

Before you devolve into an electronic slap fight, can we see a picture of the alphas?

Daphne

Fuck no.

Lacey

Worth a try. Love you.

Daphne

Wait, you’re abandoning me?

Lacey

Gotta get back to work. Besides, I feel confident you can manage this crisis on your own.

Daphne

Rude.

Love you, too.

What about you, Mel?

Hello? Did the judge finally lock your crazy ass up?

MELLIE.

Mellie

Just making sure you actually know my name. Now go handle your shit, I’ve gotta work too. Love you.

Daphne

*Sigh* Fine, I’ll be an adult.

Love you too, even if you didn’t help one bit.