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THE brADYS MADE AND CLAIMED - GROUP TEXTS

Angie

I think we may need to abort the plan.

Jenson

Kitten, we talked about this.

Angie

Yes, and we agreed to put it to the Brady vote.

Jenson

I agreed to no such thing.

Angie

Sure you did, Hotshot. Remember, I was sucking on your dick and you agreed with me.

Jenson

I can’t be held responsible for my words when you’re doing that.

Edie

I just threw up in my mouth.

Jaxson

Was it like having a toothpick in your mouth, Angie?

Lockheart

That actually made me laugh

Jaxson

No way? I missed it? Nicole, next time take a picture.

Nicole

I’m not with him.

Jaxson

He isn’t with me. Where are you, Lockheart?

Lockheart

Dude, I have other friends.

Jaxson

I can’t believe you’d do this to me.

Jaxson

Nicole, did you know about this?

Nicole

About what?

Jaxson

Lockheart cheating on me.

Nicole

I mean, kinda.

Edie

Don’t worry, baby, I would never cheat on you.

Nicole

Um, should I not tell him that we’re together getting our nails done?

Jaxson

That’s even worse. Our ladies are together, we should be too.

Jameson

Now do you all see why I say the Brady intelligence is watered down the further along it goes?

Angie

Now hang on a minute, I’m a little pissed Nicole and Edie are getting their nails done. They never did that with me.

Jaxson

Hurts doesn’t it?

Angie

Holy fuck, I’m agreeing with Jaxson? Never mind, ladies.

Jaxson

You all suck.

Lockheart

Well, we know Angie does for sure.

Angie

And I know Nicole does too so… lol

Lockheart

All I’m saying is I have zero complaints.

Jaxson

Would you recommend it to a friend?

Jenson

Dude, I can hear him growling from across the ocean.

Lockheart

I don’t share, you dick.

Jaxson

I know. I just wanted to piss you off. Turnabout and all that.

Lockheart

Idiot.

Nicole

But would you?

Lockheart

Nico, I don’t share.

Nicole

But if you did? I’m curious. Would you recommend me to a friend?

Jenson

Don’t answer that, bro. Anything you say will be wrong. It’s a trap.

Jameson

Plead the fifth.

Lockheart

What he said.

Angie

Anyway, delinquents, focus. I think we should abort the meddling plan. They seem to be doing just fine to me. Something definitely happened in New York, and for whatever reason, she doesn’t want us to know yet. So let's just see what happens at Christmas.

Jenson

But Bradys love to meddle.

Jameson

I think she’s right. She seems happier since she came back. Let’s leave it for now.

Jenson

You all suck, but I’ll follow the Brady vote.

Angie

So we all agree?

Jenson

I guess.

Jameson

Stop pouting. Agreed.

Edie

Yep.

Jaxson

Fine by me.

Nicole

I didn’t agree with the plan the first time.

Lockheart

Whatever makes my phone stop pinging.

Angie

Right. I’ll be the Brady spy for the evening as I’m the only one who’ll be attending the Christmas party. I’ll keep you all updated. Love ya.