Page 36 of Hold On Me (On Me #4)
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SISTERS FROM OTHER MISTERS (THAT INCLUDES YOU, JAMESON) - GROUP TEXTS
Edie
Oh my god are you all okay?
Angie
We didn’t feel anything here.
Nicole
Pen, are you two okay?
Jameson
New York hasn’t had an earthquake in years. Trust it to happen when you’re visiting the city, Pen.
Penny
We’re fine. We were in the hotel when it happened. It only lasted a few seconds. It’s not that big a deal.
Angie
I have so many jokes on the tip of my tongue but I’ll let them slide.
Edie
I disagree. It is a big deal. The ground literally shook all around you. That’s not normal.
Penny
Does the earth not move for you and Jaxson when you’re in a hotel room?
Edie
No, we don’t have earthquakes here.
Angie
I don’t think she meant those.
Jameson
Was that your subtle way of telling us Ben rocked your world?
Angie
Did you make Big Ben dong?
Jameson
You bumped uglies so hard the ground shook?
Angie
He fucked you so hard the whole city stopped to applaud?
Jameson
Noice.
Angie
Thanks, you inspired me.
Penny
Jokes on you. No one rocked anyone’s world. He’s my boss and that’s it.
Angie
But what about the sexy knickers?
Jameson
Did you show him the sexy PANTIES?
Angie
Knickers.
Jameson
Bless your heart. It’s panties, you live in America, you’re shacked up with a quarterback and all your friends are tied to Americans. Call them panties, you jabroni.
Angie
Jabroni? I like it. And never. They will always be knickers to me. And a lift is a lift, and the back of a car is called a boot. I said what I said, come fight me.
Jameson
So stubborn.
Nicole
Shouldn’t we be grilling Penny on why she hasn’t slept with her boss, not arguing over terminology?
Nicole
And Angie, you’re wrong. It’s panties, elevator and trunk. Come fight me.
Angie
You’re my nemesis.
Nicole
You love me really.
Angie
I do, I really do.
Angie
Penny, why haven’t you boned that dawg? Imagine the American accent.
Penny
It’s just not happened. New York has been magical and that’s enough.
Angie
I smell bullshit.
Penny
Are you next to Jenson? He normally exudes that stench.
Jameson
I spat my coffee out.
Angie
Cute. But I don’t buy it.
Penny
Well I’m not selling, so we’re all good.
Penny
Listen, we’ll be back in a couple of hours. You can all annoy me then. Now I’m going to have a long soak in the tub before getting on the plane. Laters, jabroni’s.