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Ambrose:hahahahhhha

Ambrose:wait i recognise those peaches

Ambrose:christopher why the hell are you hanging out with nash nadeau??????

Laurel:Who is that?I’m googling him.

Christopher:Why do you think that’s him?

Ambrose:smart of you to try and deflect my incredible detective skills iphy

Christopher:please don’t start using that nickname again

Laurel:Oh I hope it is him.He is very nice looking, isn’t he?

Ambrose:obviously i watched a bunch of the movies you told me to when i’ve been in the bath or bleaching my hair so i know the nash nadeau outline very well thank you

Ambrose:SPILL

Ambrose:is he gay

Well.Shit.Before Christopher can reply ‘No’ or at least

‘I don’t know’, Ambrose has replied.

Ambrose:i looked it up he is gay

Laurel:It’s quite concerning how quickly you did that darling.

Ambrose:I have skills that can’t be contained by the internet

Ambrose sends a full-length red-carpet photo of Nash wearing an elegant, sweeping jacket, which almost looks like a cloak, over a softly frilled white shirt and slim blacktrousers.He looks so different, so delicate almost.Something catches in Christopher’s throat.

Ambrose:he’s not wearing a boring suit

Christopher:Is that all you have to go on?He likes men because he’s not in a boring suit?

Laurel:It is still black darling.

Ambrose:yeah because he works in the most heterosexual corner of the industry ever

Ambrose:he can’t exactly wear a David Wojnarowicz at the met gala yet

Christopher:Who?

Ambrose:we’ll pick that back up later, because you will not distract me from this!!

Laurel:Yes darling, irrespective of all this you haven’t told us why you are hanging out with him in village halls.

Laurel:In fact, is he around for long?Do you think he’d be willing to do a brand deal with us?Do you have his agent’s contact details?

Christopher:I don’t have anything except an annoying man in my bed

This was obviously the wrong thing to say because his phone practically vibrates off the table with the number of messages Ambrose sends through.Christopher can just picture the devilish grin on their face.

Christopher:ALONE HE IS ALONE!I am not in the bed with him.

Ambrose:boo!!!!