Page 68 of Going Solo (The Brent Boys #2)

Cocaine Cole caught in clandestine clinch with Marriage Material Toby!

It seems Cole Kennedy is such damaged goods, he’s finally caved in and given long-time stalker Toby Lyngstad the chance he’s been waiting for.

Still reeling from the shocking allegations made about his drug taking, alcoholism, and sexual excess in ex-squeeze Jasper Horner’s sensational tell-all memoir, a defiant Kennedy was photographed kissing the “marriage material boy” outside the pop star’s posh north London home this morning.

With Kennedy’s reputation in tatters, this newspaper can’t help but feel sorry for the radio DJ, who finally gets his man, only to discover he’s no longer worth the cost of the ink to print the wedding invitations. Marriage material? We wouldn’t clean our boots with it…