Page 33 of Going Solo (The Brent Boys #2)

“Marriage material” boy brawls outside Essex club

It took two grown women and a scantily clad go-go dancer to hold back Toby Lyngstad on Friday night, as the face of Britain’s favourite meme lashed out at photographers and reporters outside popular Brentwood nightspot Luxxe.

The Bulletin was there to capture an apparently drunk Lyngstad stumbling out of the venue (pictured). A gaggle of reporters had gathered in the street, desperate to ask the question that has the whole internet talking—had Lyngstad always known Cole Kennedy was gay?

While Lyngstad brawled with the press, a member of his entourage, Cheryl Hitchen, told our photographer: “If you don’t f*** off, I’m going to ram that camera so far down your f**ing throat, every time you fart you’ll photograph your skid marks.”

How times have changed for the cheeky Essex lad who found fame with a declaration of love!

Five and a half years after not winning Make Me a Pop Star