Page 16 of Going Solo (The Brent Boys #2)

The internet’s 10 best jokes about “marriage material guy”

Move over, Jamie Struff, a new “Make Me a Meme Star” is born! Enter stage left, our freshest national embarrassment, Toby Lyngstad.

@antsypantsy92: Ladies, if a 16-year-old chav from Essex can have the church booked and the dress ready to go four hours after meeting a smokin’ hot dish in the street, then your man has no excuse for his commitment issues. #respectyourself #marriagematerial

@247aggression: The only place he gettin laid is his damned sunbed. #marriagematerial

@maddiethegreat: That sound you heard was the entire nation sucking air in through its teeth. If we could have harnessed that energy, we could have powered a JCB earthmover long enough for Toby to dig a hole and bury his deceased arse. #marriagematerial

@charliee2thef: Cole rejecting him may have saved Toby’s life. NOTHING is more powerful, terrifying or ruthless than a mob of teenage girls obsessed with a popstar and Cole Kennedy is 100% a STAR. They’d have killed him. #lambtotheslaughter #isurvivedbeiberfever #deadonarrival

@makemeapoostar: Do you ever feel, like a tragic chav/who’s now a laughing stock, wanting to start again?/Did you ever go, on a TV show/and ask a random boy, if he will marry you? #makemealaughingstock #firework #katyperry

@princess_jen: Cole: *sings You Got It*

Toby: I want it.

Cole: Not you.

@AbsolutelyDrakulous: To be fair, that’s unlikely to be the only proposal Cole gets during this season of Pop Star. Johnswagger’s so hard for him the judges’ desk is on a weird angle. #makemeapopstar

@born2switch: As someone who NEVER knows what’s going to come out of my mouth when I start speaking, I find Toby so relatable!!! Did you see Cole’s FACE? I’d be like, “if you want to stop the stupid shit coming out of my mouth, put something in it!” #marriagematerial

@ennameenashinymo: Toby’s skin is so orange he must have thought Cole was giving him an amber light but that signal was fully red! This is what happens when you do not proceed with caution. #LearnYourHighwayCode #marriagematerial

@minesafryup: Cole’s marriage material must be Kevlar cos ain’t nothing getting through it! #makemeapopstar