Page 99
Story: The Bad Mother's Diary
One of Jemima’s school friends was having afternoon tea (how the other half live!) and Jemima wanted to sit with her.
Alex said, ‘Do we know her family?’
Jemima had to give a long, complicated description of her friend’s parents.
I asked Alex why Jemima needed cross-examination to sit with a little girl in a pristine sailor’s dress, eating sandwiches with a knife and fork.
He said, ‘That’s just how we do things in our family.’
We then ended up in the very weird position of talking about Alex’s family and his upbringing.
He’s not half as spoiled as I thought. He had a pretty tough childhood, actually. Boarding school. A lot of studying. No toys unless they were earned. I mean, it’s not as if he went hungry or anything. But it didn’t sound like a lot of fun.
Daisy fell asleep on my lap, thank God.
Alex was very gentlemanly and had the waiter run out to get me a straw for my cup of tea so I didn’t wake her.
And Daisy didn’t wake – not even when I dropped a pistachio macaroon on her head.
When I burned my mouth drinking tea through the straw, Alex said, ‘Perhaps champagne would be better.’ And ordered a bottle.
He knew all the staff by name and stuff about their lives and their families. And he didn’t once seem uncomfortable to be stuck with me. All in all, it was an unexpectedly lovely afternoon.
At one point I said, ‘Your staff in the Bond Street Dalton must get jealous. Because you know everyone’s name here.’
He said he knew the names of his staff in every hotel he owned.
I was a bit blown away by that.
He said, ‘You know your sisters’ names, don’t you? The people working in my hotels are my family too.’
Which I thought was pretty lovely.
We ended up talking about the Dalton New Year’s Ball, and he asked me why I didn’t go last year.
I was a bit taken aback that he’d noticed.
He said, ‘Of course I noticed. I notice you every year. Always have done. Why wouldn’t I?’
I said, ‘We know each other, but it’s not like we’re friends.’
He said, ‘You don’t think we’re friends?’
‘Maybe now,’ I said. ‘But before the training this year … we were just acquaintances weren’t we?’
I didn’t tell Alex that all us girls watched him as teenagers. That we giggled about tall, dark and handsome slightly-grumpy Alex Dalton.
Alex said, ‘I’ve never seen you as just an acquaintance.’
We talked a bit more about the charity balls, and I asked him what the theme would be for this New Year.
He said his mother hadn’t decided yet. But he was sure another humiliating auction would take place.
I blushed bright red.
Did he know I only got old-man bids this year? He wasn’t in the room, but did someone tell him?
Then Alex said, ‘Look, if you’re going up against the Jolly-Piggotts, you really do need a decent solicitor.’
Table of Contents
- Page 1
- Page 2
- Page 3
- Page 4
- Page 5
- Page 6
- Page 7
- Page 8
- Page 9
- Page 10
- Page 11
- Page 12
- Page 13
- Page 14
- Page 15
- Page 16
- Page 17
- Page 18
- Page 19
- Page 20
- Page 21
- Page 22
- Page 23
- Page 24
- Page 25
- Page 26
- Page 27
- Page 28
- Page 29
- Page 30
- Page 31
- Page 32
- Page 33
- Page 34
- Page 35
- Page 36
- Page 37
- Page 38
- Page 39
- Page 40
- Page 41
- Page 42
- Page 43
- Page 44
- Page 45
- Page 46
- Page 47
- Page 48
- Page 49
- Page 50
- Page 51
- Page 52
- Page 53
- Page 54
- Page 55
- Page 56
- Page 57
- Page 58
- Page 59
- Page 60
- Page 61
- Page 62
- Page 63
- Page 64
- Page 65
- Page 66
- Page 67
- Page 68
- Page 69
- Page 70
- Page 71
- Page 72
- Page 73
- Page 74
- Page 75
- Page 76
- Page 77
- Page 78
- Page 79
- Page 80
- Page 81
- Page 82
- Page 83
- Page 84
- Page 85
- Page 86
- Page 87
- Page 88
- Page 89
- Page 90
- Page 91
- Page 92
- Page 93
- Page 94
- Page 95
- Page 96
- Page 97
- Page 98
- Page 99 (Reading here)
- Page 100
- Page 101
- Page 102
- Page 103
- Page 104
- Page 105
- Page 106
- Page 107
- Page 108
- Page 109
- Page 110
- Page 111
- Page 112
- Page 113
- Page 114
- Page 115
- Page 116
- Page 117
- Page 118
- Page 119
- Page 120
- Page 121
- Page 122
- Page 123
- Page 124
- Page 125
- Page 126
- Page 127
- Page 128
- Page 129
- Page 130
- Page 131
- Page 132
- Page 133
- Page 134
- Page 135
- Page 136
- Page 137
- Page 138
- Page 139
- Page 140
- Page 141
- Page 142
- Page 143
- Page 144
- Page 145
- Page 146
- Page 147
- Page 148
- Page 149
- Page 150
- Page 151