Juliette Duffy has had a baby. But motherhood isn’t quite how she imagined it. She doesn’t live in a cottage with roses around the door. She doesn’t know how to get Daisy to sleep. She doesn’t own a rolling pin. And then there’s Daisy’s sh*tbag of a father …

Juliette Duffy has had a baby. But motherhood isn’t quite how she imagined it. She doesn’t live in a cottage with roses around the door. She doesn’t know how to get Daisy to sleep. She doesn’t own a rolling pin. And then there’s Daisy’s sh*tbag of a father …