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“Maybe,”

“Weirdo.” she tried tocover her face.

“I know,” I kissed heronce more moving her hands aside.

“Are you coming with methis weekend?”

“Please,” sherolled her eyes. “Of course I will be there.”

“Mmmm...” I leaned into and kissed her onepassionate kiss, and then pulled away. “Thank you,”

Sway’s eyes squinted,her cute little nose scrunched. “Before you thank me...” she gave me an apprehensive “I’msorry” look. “I kind of told the Lucifer twins they could come with us.”

My eyes narrowed ather. “You have to be fucking kidding me!”

“No...I wish I was but no...I’m not.”

“At least are Charlieand Andrea coming to keep track of the little monsters?”

She only nodded knowingI was too upset now.

Awesome, the Lucifertwins, a crazy Charlie and Andrea. At least Andrea was normal. Having them comealong was not my idea of the perfect weekend to propose to Sway.

If anything, they wouldfuck it up for me worse than Spencer and Aiden could.

7.Blocking– Sway

Blocking – This happenswhen another driver prevents the car from behind from passing. It’s acceptableas long as the car blocking is not a lapped car. It’s sometimes viewed asunsportsmanlike conduct.

The morning we left forMooresville didn’t start off so well, actually, it sucked. I woke up, andpuked. I took a shower, and puked. Jameson got in the shower with me and Ipuked. It was really embarrassing but Jameson took it like a champ. He wassidetracked by the fact that I was now sporting a baby bump.

Up until that point, mybody hadn’t shown a single sign of being pregnant, aside from the enormousfunbags. The bump wasn’t big, but itwasthere.

Jameson was in awe and wouldn’tstop touching me all morning. Every time I turned around his hands were on mystomach, eyes wide with excitement. Finally, I told him if he touched mystomach again I was going to junk punch him.

I was also incrediblycranky. It might have something to do with the terrible tagalongs joining usthis week. It was a terrible idea to have them come along but Charlie had neverseen a live NASCAR Cup race, and that’s something everyone should see. And theLucifer twins had been begging me for months now to tag along. Hints theterrible tagalongs were born. I was a little worried about Charlie flying inhis condition but Andrea assured me it would be fine. He was becoming crazierby the day, so I agreed to this to spend as much time as I could with him.

I wish I was in betterspirits about them coming but alas, I wasn’t. To show you how shitty I wasfeeling that day, I even denied Jameson sex. Clearly, I was not feeling likemyself.

Jameson pouted for agood part of the morning until I made him an omelet. Whenever I needed todistract him, I had a choice of showing him my funbags or giving him food.Since showing the funbags would result in him wanting boring time, I chosefood.

While Jameson ate hisdelicious omelet, Charlie came out of the Lucifer twins’ room ranting aboutshit, actual shit.

“Logan, Lucas?” hecalled out. They hid behind Andrea, knowing he was on a rampage this morningalready. “I just found shit in your room.”

“Our toys aren’t shit.”Logan defended. He even placed his scrawny arms on his hips. “That’s not niceto say.”

“No, I mean actual shit...like feces.”

Logan shrugged peekingaround Andrea’s leg. “It’s from my shoe...Iguess.”

“Well I should hopeit’s from your shoe, otherwise what the fuck?”

Getting everyone outthe door was a feat in itself. Logan whined about not being able to take hisIron Man action figure. Jameson outlawed it when Logan threw it at him for thehundredth time that morning. Lucas whined about Jameson burning his Star Warslight saber earlier in the morning when he stabbed him with it. I would havedone the same thing so I hardly felt bad for either one of them. They shouldknow better than to fuck with Jameson. They should have a talk with Emma aboutfucking with Jameson—she could tell them some stories, including the one whereshe woke up glued to her bedroom wall because she stole his cell phone.

Once on the plane, Iattempted to read a pregnancy book with Jameson over my shoulder, reading alongwith me.

It was annoying as fuckhaving someone read over your shoulder. But what was even more annoying wastraveling with all these lunatics.