Page 1 of Swimming in Grief (Monster Match season two)

FabTeacher: Hi there, my name is Kyle. Would you be interested in chatting?

SeaKing Swimmer: sure!

FabTeacher: What’s your name?

SeaKing Swimmer: Glauruss

FabTeacher: Does that rhyme with glow or with now?

SeaKing Swimmer: never had anyone put it that way b4.

SeaKing Swimmer: But it rhymes with now.

FabTeacher: I teach middle school English, so pronunciation is always important to me. That’s quite the name!

SeaKing Swimmer: thanks!! I guess that explains your user name.

FabTeacher: Yes, indeed! You own Monster Marine Excursions?

SeaKing Swimmer: I do!

FabTeacher: What sort of things do you do?

SeaKing Swimmer: I take people out on the ocean on a boat. If they want to swim I help them swim and keep them safe and I also swim around looking for fish in the area.

FabTeacher: That sounds exciting!

SeaKing Swimmer: It can be. Defintely a different world down there than on land.

FabTeacher: Can you go on land, or out of the water, at least?

SeaKing Swimmer: yes I can! I can walk on land or be out of the water for about a day before I need to get back in the water. I like to walk on the beach.

FabTeacher: So, I have a rather unusual request.

SeaKing Swimmer: ok ??

FabTeacher: My husband, Reuben, is turning 51 in April. He’s never been fishing before, so for his birthday, I thought I would rent a boat and take him deep-sea fishing.

SeaKing Swimmer: sounds liek fun

FabTeacher: I hope so! But, what I wanted to ask you specifically, and it’s perfectly fine if it’s not your thing. We thought it might be fun to try a threesome, and Reuben suggested maybe with a monster.

SeaKing Swimmer: Are you asking me if I’d do a threesome with u and your husband?

FabTeacher: Yes. I hope that’s not too forward of me.

SeaKing Swimmer: No, i’m flattered!! Just looking for a one time thing?

FabTeacher: We’re only planning on once for now, but if we all have a good time, who knows? We definitely don’t want you to feel like we’re abandoning you afterward.

SeaKing Swimmer: oh I totly get that! I’m up for us just having a good time.

FabTeacher: That sounds perfect! I will talk to Reuben, and we will get back to you. He’s a little shy, but he’s excited about trying this!

SeaKing Swimmer: that sounds great! Lmk when you’re ready to book so I can leave my schedule open for you.

FabTeacher: Will do!

SeaKing Swimmer: hey kyle, haven’t heard from u for a while, and I know Reuben’s birthday is coming up soon.. Just wanted to see if you have any detales yet.

SeaKing Swimmer: hi, hope everything is ok. If you changed your mind that’s ok but just want to know if you have a plan.

SeaKing Swimmer: Something must have come up but if u want to still get together at sum point lmk!