Page 30 of Forbidden Billionaires, Vol. 9

“Chastity, Chastity!” screamed Ash as she jumped up and down on my bed. “It’s Christmas morning! I wonder if Santa came!”

“Oh, Santa definitely came,” I replied with a wink.

“REALLY?!”

Girl, yes. All over us.

“Ugh,” groaned Chad and put a pillow over his head to block out the noise. “What time is it?”

“Stocking time!” yelled Ash. She looked so freaking excited.

Her excitement was contagious. Or maybe I was just naturally excited because it was Christmas morning! I’d gotten Daddy and Chad the best presents. I’d gotten Ash, Ghostie, and Teddybear the best presents too, but they’d already gotten to enjoy them last night. #BestOrgyEver.

The only thing that could ruin this morning was if we all got massacred. But that probably wasn’t going to happen.

“WAIT!” said Ash. “Do you guys see what I see?” She was wide eyed staring out the balcony door.

I turned to see what she was looking at, fully expecting to see the ruined sleigh. But it wasn’t there.

Huh. Weird.

“It snowed! It’s a white Christmas!”

“Of course it snowed,” groaned Chad. “We’re at a ski resort in the Bavarian Alps in December.”

Fuck off, Chad. “Ah! White Christmas!” I pulled off the covers and started jumping on the bed with Ash.

“Let’s go open our presents!” she yelled.

“Yeah! You go wake up Slavanka while I get dressed. I’ll meet you in the hallway in two minutes.”

Ash looked down at my naked tits bouncing everywhere as I jumped on the bed. “That’s probably a good idea.” She hopped off and went to wake Slavanka.

“How does that girl have so much energy?” asked Chad.

“Because it’s Christmas morning! The real question is, how do you not have more energy?”

“I had a weird night.”

“Oh?” I asked.

“Yeah. I had the craziest dream.”

“Aw. Were you dreaming of Santa?”

“Kind of? First I dreamt that these four big black men were creeping in from our balcony. Full nude. And erect.” He shuddered.

Oh shit. I tried not to laugh. “Wow,” I said. “That’s quite the dream.”

“That’s not all. I woke up after that and couldn’t get back to sleep. So I went downstairs to get a drink…”

Warm milk with ice and whipped cream, you freak.

“…And while I was getting it, I had this vision of you tied up in Christmas lights riding Santa while you jerked off two of those black guys.”

I couldn’t hold in my laughter anymore. “Babe! That’s such a naughty dream!”

“It was insane. After that I just couldn’t get back to sleep. And you weren’t here…” He paused and looked at me. “Wait. Where were you all night?”

At a Christmas Eve orgy. “Just working on some last-minute presents. But I don’t think I was out that late. Come on, let’s go see what Santa gave us in our stockings. Maybe he left you a thank you note for letting him and his big black elves sneak in and fuck your girl.”

He tossed a pillow at me. “Not funny, babe.”

I finished getting dressed. Ash and Slavanka were waiting in the hallway for us.

“Is it time?!” asked Ash.

“Yup. Let’s do it.” I cupped my hand over my mouth and called downstairs to Daddy. “Can we come down?!”

“One second, princess,” he called back. I heard footsteps downstairs as Daddy walked around the room getting everything ready for our grand entrance.

The fireplace clicked a few times and then lit with a whooshing noise.

Christmas music started playing.

And finally the hallway in front of us lit up with the glow of Christmas lights as Daddy plugged the Christmas trees in.

“Come on down!” he called.

Ash sprinted down the hallway. I thought she was gonna fly down the stairs, but instead she stopped dead in her tracks. “Woooooooow.”

Wow was right. Daddy always got me a lot of presents.

But never like this. Every surface of the great room was covered in presents of all shapes and sizes.

Which was fortunate, because if the carpet hadn’t been covered, Daddy and Chad would have had a lot of questions about all the cum stains everywhere.

We all ran down the stairs as Daddy stood at the bottom and snapped pictures of us.

“Wait,” he said. “That one was blurry.”

But Ash didn’t give a fuck. She just ran past him, hurdled a couple presents, and snatched her stocking off the mantel. I was right behind her.

I was about to pull the first present out of my stocking when Ash dumped her whole stocking on the floor. Ferrero Rochers rolled everywhere. Ash did her best to corral them, but then she got distracted by a long rectangular present that had been in her stocking.

She flipped it over and read the tag. “To Ash. From Teddybear. Aw. I didn’t know he was gonna get me anything.” She tore into the paper and held up a long black rod. “A dildo?” she whispered.

“Girl, that’s a taser,” I said.

“Dildo, taser. Same, same,” said Slavanka.

“Russians use tasers as dildos?” asked Ash. For some reason, she locked eyes with Daddy as she said it. Her face turned bright red. “Oh look,” she said, trying to change the subject as quickly as possible. “A present for you, Chastity!” She grabbed the closest present and tossed it to me.

I looked at the tag. “It’s actually for you. From Santa.” I tossed it back to her.

She opened it and pulled out the cutest green lingerie with white fur trim.

Aw, Daddy! That was so sweet of him to get her lingerie and pretend like it was from Santa.

“Yikes,” said Ash with a nervous laugh. “Santa must have gotten me confused with a girl on his naughty list.” She tossed the lingerie on the floor and covered it with some wrapping paper. “Someone else should open a present. Please,” she pleaded.

“Merry Christmas, babe,” said Chad and tossed me a little present. It looked like a jewelry box.

I took my time unwrapping the present. Please don’t be a real engagement ring. I didn’t want to have to ruin Christmas morning by telling him I wasn’t ready for marriage yet.

“Open it!” he said.

I cracked the box open. And there was nothing sparkly at all. Not an engagement ring. Not a necklace. Not even shitty earrings like the ones he’d gotten me last year. Just a normal looking key.

“Surprise!” he yelled. “I bought us a place at Harvard. For when you transfer there next fall.”

I laughed. Chad was so silly. I was never transferring to Harvard. And even if I did, I would just live at the Gryphon Club. #GangbangMeInTheShower. But it was a nice gesture or whatever. “Aw, thanks, babe!” I ran over and gave him a big hug.

Ash looked so upset so I gave her a little shake of the head to let her know it wasn’t happening. My besties were at the University of New Castle. And the better dicks were there too. Except Flash.

“I got you a present too,” I said to Chad. “But first I wanna have some monkey bread. Anyone else want a piece?”

“I’ll take some,” said Ash.

“Maybe me,” said Slavanka. “What ratio of monkey meat to flour you use? I not like when over half. Too much monkey.”

Ash gagged a little. “Wait. There aren’t any actual monkey bits in the bread, right?”

I shook my head. “Nope. It’s just bread smothered with sugar, cinnamon, butterscotch, and pecans.”

“No monkey?” Slavanka looked disappointed. “I pass.”

I looked at Chad.

“Sure. I’ll have a piece,” he said.

“Can you help me, Daddy?” I asked.

“Of course, princess.” He got up and walked to the kitchen.

I followed him. But first, I reached into my stocking and grabbed the two envelopes that had been stuffed there early this morning. Tommy and the banana king had delivered as promised.

“Guess what,” I said as Daddy opened the oven. The smell of cinnamon and sugar filled the room.

“What?” he asked.

“I got you the best present ever.” I pulled the envelopes out and put them on the table. “Merry Christmas, Daddy.”

While he opened the envelopes and read the documents inside, I flipped the monkey bread out of the bundt pan and started cutting it.

“Chastity,” said Daddy. “Princess. Are these real?” He held up the documents and pointed to the signatures from the Locatellis and Chadwicks.

“Absolutely. As of this morning, we have an alliance with both of them. And you’re the boss of bosses.”

“This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me. But I can’t accept. I want to retire, not get a promotion.”

“I thought you might feel that way.” I flipped to the back of the signature page and pointed to addendum A.

“This is an optional part of the agreement that you can exercise as you see fit. You can read the whole thing to get all the details. But basically, the Chadwicks and Locatellis are going to double cross us and steal all our buyers. Without anyone to sell to, we’ll go bankrupt.

Or at least…that’s how it’ll look to the rest of the world.

Because we’ll stop living lavishly. And you can retire in peace. ”

“You’d give up all this so that I can retire?”

“I mean…we’ll still have all the money we’ve stashed away. And we can still use it in secret. But yes, I’m willing to pretend to be broke. At least…until I find a way to earn it on my own. How hard can it be to make a billion dollars? I’ll just invent more boner darts or something.” I shrugged.

“You’re the best daughter in the world.” Daddy pulled me into a hug. “But wait. What about you and Chad? Even if I retire, you’ll still be the wife of a mob boss.”

Really? My relationship with Chad was what he thought I’d hate giving up most? I was much more concerned about giving up my shoes and my bodyguards.

“I promise I won’t put myself in danger like that. He’ll either have to find a way out too, or he can’t have me.” But chances were slim to none that I’d marry Chad. I needed a grade A cock. And I really preferred my dicks in twos.

Daddy smiled down at me. “I love you, princess.”

“I love you too, Daddy.”