Page 22 of Coach Me (Boston Blues #2)
Lucie
Tuesday: Boston Blues at Phoenix Astros.
*picture of Miles eating a hotdog*
I know he eats hotdogs, but I got him to try it in the bun, now hold your heart…with ketchup.
Dex
Try mustard or chili and then I’ll be impressed.
Hey, baby steps.
Wednesday: Boston Blues at Phoenix Astros.
Dex
Should I ask why I just saw you and Miles hiding around the corner?
Miles thought he saw Shannon. Avoiding her is a game to him now.
Dex
Don’t tell the team that. I think some of the guys would join you.
Can you blame them?
Thursday: Travel day to Pittsburgh.
Callie has named the group chat: They’re just baseball players
Callie
So I hear we have a new game.
Beck
Miles told me it was called “Escaping Grumpiness” but we all know what he means.
Adam
Why am I in this chat? We’re all on the fucking airplane together.
Tripp
Petition to allow Miles a single curse word. Escaping Bitchiness should be a life motto really.
Callie
Second.
Beck
Third.
Will
Fourth.
Will
Callie sent that.
Sorry, petition denied.
Beck
But we have the signatures!
Dex
Luce, how do I leave this chat?
Let me see your phone.
Dex has left the group chat.
Friday: Boston Blues at Pittsburgh Patrons
*picture of Miles giving the camera a peace sign next to two Pittsburgh outfielders*
Your son just asked them if they were ready to lose today. I swear I nearly died until I realized they were traded from the Blues last season. They said to tell you hi.
Dex
I mean he’s not wrong.
Can you do me a favor and bring my hat to the dugout? I think I put it in Miles’s bag by accident.
Yeah, headed your way.
Dex
Do you have your hat?
Yes, Coach, I have my hat.
Dex
Good, now put it on.
Saturday: Boston Blues at Pittsburgh Patrons
Fake PowerPuff Girls Meets Shego Crossover
Reagan
Okay, this chat has been way too quiet considering two of us are traveling with an MLB team.
Jensen
Lucie! How’s it going with Dex? Has he chilled out any?
Callie
Dex showed up today and threw pitches in the bullpen. He was laughing with the guys… I didn’t even know what his full laugh sounded like until today.
Jensen
Damn, Luce. What are you doing to that man? Voodoo? Blowjobs?
No, oh my goodness. I’m just helping with Miles!
Reagan
Lucie is practically Mary Poppins. Now that she’s working for Dex all her thoughts about how hot he is have been shut down.
Callie
Just so you know, Luce, Olsson’s dating co-workers rule doesn’t apply to you.
Listen, I just got Dex on board to like me as his nanny. I think you guys are jumping to conclusions. I’ve got to start figuring out how homeschooling with Miles is going to work too.
Reagan
I told you.
Jensen
Boo, this took a boring turn .
Sunday: Boston Blues at Pittsburgh Patrons
Hey Coach, consider me your MVP
*picture of Miles eating a hotdog*
It has mustard on it.
Dex
Alright, Luce, I’m impressed
Monday: Travel day to Boston.
Jensen
I know you’re off today. I made us a nail appointment at 10. It's non-negotiable, babes.