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“You stole it, didn’t you?” Her hands rest on her hips as she stalks toward me. “Confess!”

“Fuck,” I mutter, running my hand through my hair. “Fine. I took that vibrating alien monster thing.”

“Alien monster?”

“It was green!”

“My vibrator? You took my vibrator?” She arches a brow. “Why the hell did you do that? Do you have any idea how much that particular model cost?”

“No, and I don’t care. You don’t need it. You have me.”

“You don’t vibrate.” She smirks.

“Maybe not, but my bike does.” I smirk back.

“What did you do with it after youstoleit?”

“I got rid of it.”

“I can’t believe this. Where is it?”

“Probably in a landfill by now. I threw it in a dumpster behind the quick mart.”

“Why?”

“Why did I throw it away there? Well, I didn’t want the guys to see it and think it was mine or something.”

“No, I mean, why did you steal it and throw it away?” The confusion in her tone is real. She genuinely doesn’t get it. Then her expression changes. “Oh my God. Were you jealous?” She bursts into laughter. “Were you seriously jealous of an inanimate object?”

“It looked pretty animated to me,” I grumble, feeling like an idiot.

“Well, you owe me another one.”

“What? Why?”

“Because sometimes a girl has needs, and you won’t always be around. What if you’re gone on club business?” She can hardly keep a straight face. Laughter tugs at the corners of her mouth. I have half a mind to bend her over my lap and give her one hell of a spanking for putting me on the spot like this.

“You’ll be totally satisfied before I leave on any club runs.” I puff out my chest. My woman had better not doubt my ability to keep her sweet little pussy happy.

“Okay. But I’m still getting one.”

“The hell you are,” I bark, chasing after her into the hall.

“What’s up, pres?” Matrix asks, frowning at Julia’s sashaying ass as she walks back to her bedroom. She closes the door, leaving Matrix and me alone.

“If you tell the others about this, I swear I’ll tie your nuts in a knot and make sure they have to be surgically removed to get untied. Got it?” I stab his chest with my finger.

“Jesus, man. What the hell?” Matrix’s horrified face is almost comical, but he needs to understand the severity of what I’m asking him to do.

“Promise you won’t say anything to the guys,” I demand.

“Okay fine. Promise. What’s up?”

“I need you to find a green—alien green—vibrator thing that’s about yea big.” I hold my hands a few inches apart, then spread them a bit wider for accuracy.

“Like a chick vibrator? For Julia? That color seems oddly specific.” He snickers but quickly covers his mouth with his hand. “Sorry, pres.”

“You know what? Forget it.” I stomp down the hall and head into the kitchen to help Talon and Nitro pack.