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Omar

I feel like that’s an insult, but I’m weirdly flattered you think I could corrupt her.

Daphne

Mellie beat you to it years ago.

Omar

Bring her to dinner.

Mama B

Next time. I want to see Daphne alone. Family time.

Daphne

Can I bring anything?

*silence for two whole minutes*

Mama B

Drinks would be lovely. We’ll take care of the rest.

Daphne

Probably a good idea since I don’t cook. Dessert too?

Nate

I’ve got it, kitten.

Omar

Oh my god, KITTEN?! That’s so cute.

Levi

Dez, where’s your game?

Dez

Thought we were keeping the sex chat on a different thread.

Levi

Point to you.

Mama B

Daphne, ignore them. All we really need is your beautiful self and those boys.

My children can fight amongst themselves about who’s bringing the potato salad, mashed potatoes, dressing, and pound cake. We’ll handle the rest.

Marisol

I want mashed potatoes. The boys never make them right.