Page 7 of Things I Overshared

She’s got to be a model.

Yep

Well, with a supermodel girlfriend, I imagine Emerson has recovered from his broken heart. Which means I’m back to the question of the day: Is this man cold and rude or quiet and shy? Can one be both? On Monday, I plan to find out.

Chapter 2

MONDAY 6:55A.M.

Sadie: I’m dying to know if you’re ready for Operation Thaw.

Susan: Poor Emerson

Me: He goes by Mr. Clark at the office.

Susan: Does he really?!

Really.

Anyway, I am locked and loaded.

Look what I found over the weekend:

[Link: How to Befriend Introverts]

[Link: How to Become Friends with Your Boss]

Susan: He’s not technically your boss.

He’s the boss of the NYC office, I assure you!

Skye: OMG LOLOLOL

Sally: You guys woke me up [Angry emoji]

Skye: Sam, I’m reading that first article, you’re doomed. You literally do ALL of those things it says not to do. I’m dying. DEAD.

[Middle finger emoji]

I have my mantras

I am wearing neutrals and quiet shoes

Skye: Neutrals! The horror!

I have Sooner Football stats

I have quarterly sales numbers

Sadie: If you want him to be your friend, maybe also be yourself?

Skye: Yourself . . . but like watered down. “Samantha Lite” LOL

Sally: Skye, this is on Sam’s behalf: [Middle finger emoji]

Susan: I repeat: Poor Emerson

I have Nicole, my secret weapon.