Page 33 of Things I Overshared

Me: The National Gallery Selfie!

(From The Davinci Code!)

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Trafalgar Square (Skyfall!)

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Sadie: So gorgeous, where’s your jet lag?!

Wiped away by my triple espresso!

Sally: Are you exploring London *by yourself*?!?!

Yep.

I have mixed feelings about it.

lol

Skye: Atta girl! Selfie game strong!

Susan: Is that safe?

Frosty has my location shared to his phone

Susan: Good

Sadie: How many strangers have you chatted with so far

Only three

Sally: lol

Skye: London’s not ready for a SamStorm!

[Lightning emoji] [Lightning emoji]

Sadie: Three new besties already

Susan: Just stay safe!

Chapter 10

This is so crazy.

I’m pinching myself, standing just feet away from Big Ben. I take approximately one million photos on my way up to the famous clock tower. Then I take a few ridiculous selfies and ask a nice, normal-looking woman to take a photo for me. I pull out my phone to send the best couple shots to my sisters, but there’s a notification.

Emerson: So, is Big Ben all you hoped he’d be?

Yes, he is, Stalker McGee

Be glad you stayed there

You would’ve had to take 103,039,290 photos for me already

The horror.