CHAPTER 12

EMERY

As soon as Alexei is out the door, my phone is out of my pocket.

“What are the chances you want to learn how to make a toddler take a nap?” I ask Inessa.

She solemnly shakes her head. “Can-cakes.”

“We’re going to multitask.”

I pull a chair up to the counter and give her a whisk so she can mix the dry ingredients together while I scroll TikTok for some babysitting tips.

Crowdsourcing life tips is my superpower. I love learning new things, and I’m pretty sure I can tackle spending the afternoon with a tiny, bossy little girl the same way I do everything else in my life.

“What’s dat?” Inessa asks, flicking the flour-covered whisk in the direction of my phone.

“I’m learning how to be an emergency back up babysitter,” I murmur. “Oh, let’s try to keep the flour in the bowl. Gentle stirs. That’s good.”

I melt some butter, then convince her to switch tools to a spatula as I add in the wet ingredients.

“Do you want the blueberries in the pancakes, or on top of the pancakes?” I mime adding the fruit to the batter.

Inessa’s response is immediate distress.

“No?”

“No,” she repeats.

“Okay, cool beans. We’ve got this. Blueberries on top.” I look at the stove. “The next part, I need to do myself. How do you feel about sitting in your highchair, for safety’s sake?”

She blinks up at me.

“No context? Okay, baby girl. Surprise attack it is.” I scoop her into my arms and march her to the highchair.

She protests, but I remember Alexei reaching for the berries when he wanted to distract her. I scatter a couple of blueberries on her tray, and that buys enough time for me to start the frying pan.

And when I slide a tall, fluffy pancake onto her tray a few minutes later, all is forgiven.

“Yummy?”

She nods.

I let out a sigh of relief. “Excellent.”

Pancakes, check.

Next up…nap time.