Page 5 of Grumpy Billionaire Seeking Wife (Billionaires Seeking Wives Club #1)

GruffintheCity: I don't want to be crude, though. I mean, I've gone for five hours once. Which was a mean feat, but I like a woman to experience multiple orgasms before I erupt... Speaking of eruptions, have you noticed how many volcanoes have been erupting recently? Did they see your sexy pics?

If my eyes roll any harder, they will pop out of my head. What an idiot. Does he really think that's the best way to a woman's heart?

StarryeyedSabrina: Umm, haha, no.

GruffintheCity: Sorry, I'm a bit drunk. Please don't judge me. I love long walks in the park, going to the Hamptons, wine tastings, bookstores, spoiling my women, and making money. You?

StarryeyedSabrina: I love reading...I'm really into book clubs. Podcasts. My favorite is “Normal Gossip.” It's so fun. What's your favorite wine? Do you prefer red or white? Also, I love spoiling my men, so long as that means buying them a craft beer or their favorite pizza every now and again.

GruffintheCity: I don't drink wine. I'm more of a whiskey man.

StarryeyedSabrina: But you just said you like wine tastings.

GruffintheCity: Oh, my bad....was just getting a little help from an AI bot on what women like to hear.

StarryeyedSabrina: Oh, I see.

GruffintheCity: Starry-eyed Sabrina, I think you are one of the most stunning women I've ever seen on this site. You are my dream woman.

StarryeyedSabrina:I am? You don't even know me.

GruffintheCity: I want to get to know you.

StarryeyedSabrina: Isn't that what we're doing?

GruffintheCity: I mean, I want to get to know the you that no one knows. The woman behind the screen. The woman who cries in secret. The woman who has secret desires no one knows about. I want to know those desires.

StarryeyedSabrina: Umm, okay...

GruffintheCity: And I want to share my desires with you.

I'm not just talking about sex. I can stick it into any woman I want.

Being handsome and well-off means every woman in the world wants a piece of this.

But I want someone real. Someone like you.

Someone I can go deep with. I may be just a mortal, but I am a man who wants to exist on higher planes.

I am a man who wants to meet his soulmate.

I can't decide whether or not I think he's a pretentious prick or extremely deep and romantic. I decide to remain positive as I don't have many other options in my life right now. Though I'm not sure if I am acting desperate or being open-minded. Is Rudolpho philosophic or just an idiot?

StarryeyedSabrina: I would love to meet my soulmate, as well. Do you believe in them?

GruffintheCity: The moon in the sky is my guiding light. The joy in your heart is my might. When two souls meet as one, it is a joining of the sun.

WTH? I am close to laughter, but maybe that's always been my issue.

Maybe I haven't been open to men when they expressed their true emotions.

Maybe that is why I've never had a real relationship and never really been in love.

I don't want to have a crush on Wes for the rest of my life.

I want a real man. I want to make love. I want someone to grow with.

Maybe someone who would make my mom's life happier, as well.

StarryeyedSabrina: How do you feel about parents?

GruffintheCity: Like, would I bang a mom? Are you a mom? Is your baby daddy active in your life?

StarryeyedSabrina: I’m not a mom. That’s not my question.

GruffintheCity: Oh, okay. I mean, I was going to say, I am not an ageist. I do not discriminate. I quite like an older woman. They know what they're doing. If you know what I mean.

StarryeyedSabrina: I was asking if you were close with your parents. Like, do you have a tight-knit family?

GruffintheCity: Oh, yeah, yeah. Mom is in TN. Pops is in Detroit. Works at a factory. They divorced, but we are tight. You?

StarryeyedSabrina: My mom and I are very close. She was a single mom. My dad left when I was young. My dream is to one day help her retire early. You know?

GruffintheCity: Tight! Make that money. You got a good job?

StarryeyedSabrina: I work at a senior center right now, but I'm graduating from college next semester.

GruffintheCity: You in school? Where? John Jay?

StarryeyedSabrina: I attend Columbia University.

GruffintheCity: Oh, you got brains and money.

StarryeyedSabrina: One of the two, haha.

GruffintheCity: And a sexy smile...so, we going to link up?

StarryeyedSabrina: Is that your way of asking me on a date?

GruffintheCity: You and me. Bring a friend, and I'll bring one of my celeb friends for her. Just make sure she's cute.

StarryeyedSabrina: Umm, let me think about it.

GruffintheCity: Say yes and make my day, baby. You're the best thing about this site.

StarryeyedSabrina: Okay, let me ask my bff, and I'll let you know.

I screenshot some of his photos and decide to text Erica. I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but I will allow Erica to decide whether or not we should go on the date. It might be amazing, and Rudolpho may be the man of my dreams.