Page 68 of A Cock and Bull Story

“Some pointers for what?” he smirks.

“Foreplay—making the effort.”

He raises an eyebrow, “I don't need any of that. I have a giant cock.”

Whelp, he's got me there.

Suddenly, the doctor comes rushing back and races over to Dean Hardwick, whispering something frantically in his ear.

Dr. Dipshit looks concerned—and that's concerning.

The dean's eyes widen fractionally and lock with mine. I don't like what I see there. It's a mixture of ‘oops, we effed up’ and ‘I can't wait to see what comes of it’. He claps the scientist on the back.

“Well, at least we now know why she's not in heat,” Dean Stiffdick says with a smarmy grin in my direction.

I raise a finger in question because I can't raise a hand.

“Ah, I would like to know what's going on, please.”

The scientist seems calmer since the dean doesn’t appear overly upset over his fuck-up. Doc walks over to me.

“Turns out, I gave you the wrong shot,” he explains.

“Excuse me!” I splutter. “What kind of scientist are you?!”

His frown is back in place.

“It was a mistake.”

“Yeah—arookiemistake! What the hell did you shoot me up with then?”

Dr. Pilkins tugs at his collar.

“It's an experimental drug.”

Great.

Just whatever a woman who's tied up wants to hear.

“And what does this “experimental drug” do?” I prod.

“Changes people into a certain type of shifter.”

“Yes,” Dean Hardwick adds, stepping forward next to the scientist, and a gleam of fanaticism glows in his eyes. “With this, we can create the ultimate shifter—a one-of-a-kind shifter!”

My eyes widen in awe.

“You're turning me into a unicorn?!”

“Unicorns aren't real,” Dr. That I Want To Choke sneers.

“You just told me that you’re turning me into somethingone-of-a-kind—that's a unicorn in my language.”

“Well, your language is dumb,” the doctor retorts.

“Almost as dumb as someone who mixed up the shots?” I parry dryly.

“Children, children!” Dean Boner chuckles, raising both his hands in our direction. “There's no need to quibble. We're going to get along great. Our little Breeder here is going to become something more—and then she can breed us one-of-a-kind shifters!”