Page 29 of You Chive Me Crazy

Me:I’m sharing a room with her.

Me: Same bed, actually.

My phone immediately rang, but I didn’t answer the call from Rolando, since Zoe might hear me talking.

Instead, I sent him another text.

Me:I can’t talk right now.

Rolando:You and Zoe! I love it!

Rolando:I told you things happen for a reason.

Rolando:But did you listen to me? Noooooooo.

Rolando:What’s going on over there?

Me:Not what you think.

Rolando:Still, this is fate!

Me:Is it fate that she still hates me for what happened?

Rolando:She’ll get over it when she learns the truth.

Rolando:Tell her.

Rolando:And give me the details! How? When? Why?

Me:No time right now to tell you everything, and believe me, there is SO MUCH to tell! You have no idea.

Rolando:Please give me something, so I have an idea.

Me: Guess who’s also staying here with us.

Rolando:The Rock.

Me:Seriously? That’s your guess?

Rolando:Ryan Reynolds?

Me:Okay, I’ll just tell you.

Me:Damian Landau, Savannah, Jeremy Hayes, for starters.

My phone rang again.

Me:Quit calling me. I can’t talk right now.

Rolando:THE Jeremy Hayes from the Food Network?

Me:The one and only.

Rolando:Does he know who you are?

Me:No idea.

Rolando:I’m sure he does. Also fate!