Page 245 of The Long Way Home

No, not really.

Where are you?

I’m on my way to Julian’s.

Yeah good.

Fuck him.

I’m planning on it.

I meant BJ.

Oh, no — I won’t do that. Might send a mixed signal.

I wasn’t being literal.

Oh.

I was.

Yes, I know.

Well

Enjoy your sad-person orgasm

Thanks, enjoy no orgasms for the billionth night in a row

lol

Bitch