Page 208 of The Long Way Home

That’s Jesus

And Magnolia Parks, apparently.

Want me to come get you?

Will you take me shopping?

Sure

Digger of men.

I have more money than you.

It’s so cute you think that.

Parks

10:01am

I’m a dick.

Yes you are.

I got jealous.

I know.

Still feels weird sometimes.

Yeah.

I know.

Plus you’re dating the world’s biggest fuckwit.

As you so eloquently articulated last night… I’m not dating him.

Sorry.

I’m also not convinced he’s the biggest one…

I know this guy… told me he loved me. Slept with me. Slept with some other girl that same day. Initials for a name…

What a wanker

Tell me about it

Is he hot?

He’s pretty hot.

Good kisser?

Great kisser.

Best one out there.

Best friend?