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I choked on the salsa and washed it down with margarita.

“Life is good,” I said lightly. “And what makes you think I’ve seen him naked? We’re faking the relationship, remember?”

“Girl, you go from ‘woe-is-me’ wounded woman to strutting, smiling badass. You may be faking the relationship, but you’re not faking the orgasms.”

“I didn’t intend to sleep with him.”

“But?” Vicky rested her chin in her hands and sucked on the margarita straw.

“But have you seen him? He’s a sweaty sex god! And worse, he’snice. He’s still got a little bit of that bad boy rebel going. But deep down, he’s this present-buying, dog-loving guy who just wants the best for everybody.”

“Oh, boy. You’ve got it bad.”

“I can’t help it. The man’s pheromones should be considered narcotics.”

“Then I’ve got to ask. Why, when you have Jake Weston’s presumably spectacular penis inside you and a job you’re starting to enjoy, would you just pack up and leave?”

I stumbled over the question and stuffed a chip in my mouth to buy myself some time. “Things with Jake and me are just temporary. He’s trying the whole relationship thing out to see if it’s something he’s really ready for. And I’m killing time before I can regroup and move on to something…bigger.” What was it with everyone questioning my decisions? I wasn’t about to stop chasing down the dreams I’d always had just because I got a little derailed.

“Bigger than Jake’s penis?” Vicky clarified.

“Bigger than Culpepper. I wouldn’t be happy here. Not long-term.” I hadn’t been happy here growing up. Why would I be happy here now? “By the way, Jake looks even better without clothes than he does in them.” I threw my naked fake boyfriend up as a distraction.

“Damn it! I knew it! Where does he fall on the orgasm Richter scale?”

“What’s the upper limit again?” I asked slyly.

“Oh, I hate you.”

“He’s really great,” I told her seriously. “He’s going to make some woman very, very lucky someday.”

“It sounds like you’ve forgiven him for his senior year transgressions,” she mused.

“Should we really hold anyone responsible for the hurt they dole out at eighteen? I mean, maybe I misread the signs?”

“He dragged you under the bleachers, kissed the crap out of you, and then told you you were with the wrong guy. And then he asked you to Homecoming and—”

“I am well aware of what happened,” I interrupted her. Some humiliations were better left locked in the dark, hidden away for all eternity.

“I’m just pointing out that we all made mistakes, and we all survived them. And just because you’re bearing some adolescent scars doesn’t mean that you have to avoid Culpepper forever. I’ve missed you.”

I sighed. “I’ve missed you, too, V.”

“So, let’s make a pact that no matter where you end up, we do this margarita thing at least once a year.”

“It’s a deal. So, how’s old, married sex with Rich?”

56

Marley

800 years ago. The Fall Out.

Ibroke up with Travis the night Jake kissed me.

Unceremoniously.

Two weeks before Homecoming. The dress my mom and I got for the dance hung from my closet door taunting me.