Page 29 of Demon Dating Service
“What did you do?” Bath’tuk demanded. The one-eyed demon managed to sound both terrified and overprotective of the human at the same time.
Azroth opened his mouth to answer, but Ogos was in a chatty mood and continued to speak for him. “Oh, nothing much. He just revealed his true form and told Luke that he’s living in a house full of demons.”
Chaos erupted around him as nearly all the demons except for Ogos and Azroth panicked. Azroth dropped his right hand into his lap and pinched the bridge of his nose with his left. It was now clear why Ogos was being so “helpful.”
“Enough!” Azroth shoved to his feet and flung out his wings, surprising the other demons into silence. Or at least little whimpers. “Luke is currently asleep in his attic, and it would be best if we had this discussionwithoutwaking him.”
Once he’d cowed all the demons appropriately, Azroth threw himself back into his chair. “Now,” he growled, leveling a long look at Ogos, hoping to get the gelatinous demon to keep his gaping maw shut. “We need to decide what to do about Luke. Yes, he knows that we’re all demons. He has even seen me as I truly am. However, he has stated that he wants to continue living here.”
“Really? He wants to live with us?” Annod asked, his words bubbling over with excitement.
“He’s not scared?” Mullmag chimed in.
“I don’t think it’s a matter of not being afraid. I’m sure he’s quite afraid of me and likely all of you,” Azroth began.
“But it’s that he’s more afraid of being homeless as winter overtakes New England,” Ogos finished for him. “Also, it seems that his past roommates were rather atrocious.”
Tog launched to his feet. His meaty hands curled into fists, his knuckles cracking loudly. “Which ones? What are their names? I’ll teach ’em a lesson for messing with Luke.”
Azroth flicked a finger from the bookshelf to Ogos. An enormous atlas shot off the shelf and plowed into the demon, getting stuck halfway. That should occupy the demon for a couple of minutes at least, giving Azroth time to explain the situation without being interrupted.
He then turned his glare on Tog. “Yes,” he hissed, his mouth twisting into an ugly, sarcastic smile. “I’ve already heard how youhelpedwith his boss. Let’s put the matter of Luke’s old roommates aside for now and focus on the situation with Luke’scurrentroommates.”
Tog threw Azroth a grumpy look as he dropped onto the sofa again. The piece of furniture groaned loudly, and there was a muffled snapping of wood as something gave way under Tog’s massive weight.
The peanut gallery silenced for now, Azroth pressed on. “The agreement before we started the game was to take in a renter for the purpose of scaring him. The game is complete. We have scared Luke. Now, we are left with the question of what the devil are we supposed to do with him now?” Azroth dropped his hands to his lap and looked around the room at the rest of the occupants. “Shall we kick him out and find fresh prey? Should we begin a fresh round of attempts to scare him?”
“But…but can’t we simply keep him?” Bath’tuk inquired. The cyclops twisted his chubby fingers together, reminding Azroth more of a lost child than a frightening demon from Hell.
Keeping Luke felt like a dangerous prospect. It was turning all of them—himself included—soft. And not in a completelyboneless way like Ogos, but more of a fluffy kitten and flowers kind of way.
And yet, he didn’t want to get rid of Luke, either. He was a bright spot in their long, boring days. He offered interesting, intellectual conversations. Not to mention, he appreciated Azroth’s crows and kept them well fed.
Tog puffed up his chest and took a stomping step forward. “Yeah, I think we should just keep him.”
Azroth blinked slowly at him. “Why?”
Tog deflated slightly, his face scrunched up in heavy thought. “Because…because he needs us.”
Oh, that wasn’t an argument he’d been expecting any of them to make. “He does?”
Tog nodded. “Yes, and isn’t it our job to help the humans when they ask for it?”
“He asked for your help?” Azroth repeated, raising one thin eyebrow at him. This was the first he was hearing of it. As far as he knew, Luke was the one constantly asking them if he could assist them in some way.
“He did. He had a bad day at school once, and he asked me to watch a horror movie with him to lift his spirits,” Tog said. The demon smiled, looking so very proud of himself.
It wasn’t the same as a summoning. That had very specific requirements and offerings to be made. There were contracts to be signed in blood.
“He asked me to open a jar of pickles for him,” Annod chimed in. Azroth barely stifled his pained groan. Really, this was the very worst assembly of demons. It was no wonder no one had come from Hell to pull them back. No one missed them.
Ogos finally got the atlas removed from his body and rolled his eyes. “We have all heard about how he has a crush on this human he attends school with.”
“Matteo,” Mullmag supplied with a dreamy sigh. Azroth couldn’t tell if the demon was being genuine or sarcastic, but he was leaning toward the former.
“What if we kept Luke, and we started a new contest?” Ogos suggested. “We could see who could give Luke the best dating advice. The winner would be the person who got Matteo to date Luke.”
“You want to see which of us can get Luke laid?” Azroth had to pinch the bridge of his nose again as pressure seemed to build in his brain. Who were these demons? What was going on with this house?