Chapter 18

Mila

Lumbersnack:

How many packages did you order?

Trouble:

You said to get what I needed.

Lumbersnack:

This is a lot of stuff.

Trouble:

The rest is coming tomorrow.

Lumbersnack:

Did you order a pink sparkle collar for Ripley?

Trouble:

Yes. Poor girl. The boring black collar makes her so sad. She needs to feel good about herself.

Lumbersnack:

She’s a dog. They don’t perform gender.

Trouble:

She deserves to sparkle, Jude.