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Chapter 11

Jude

Trouble:

you’re out of carrots

Lumbersnack:

I thought you hated them?

Trouble:

I do. Carrots are just crunchy apathy. I fed them all to the cutest baby moose today.

Lumbersnack:

You fed a baby moose???

Trouble:

Yes. I let Ripley out, and they were running together. It was cute, so I fed it.

Lumbersnack:

That is so fucking dangerous. You can’t do that.

Trouble:

It’s fine.

Lumbersnack:

It will come back tomorrow expecting more.

Trouble:

That’s the plan.

Lumbersnack:

You cannot befriend dangerous wildlife. You could get hurt.

Trouble:

Stop being so overprotective, Lumberjack.

Lumbersnack:

If you fed a baby, it means its mom is nearby and could kill you.

Trouble:

Oh, I saw the mom. But it may have been the dad. It had huge antlers. That was a little scary. But we went back into the house. You’re really overthinking this. I’m fine.