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This was a reply I absolutely could not leave to my secretary.
Hmm, let’s see.
Rivers Enterprises
456 Corporate Avenue, Raleigh, NC 54321
Ms. Scarlett Wright
Wright & Hayes Environmental Law
123 Pine Street Esperance, NC 12345
RE: Informed Consent - Alliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) v. Rivers Enterprises
Dear Ms. Wright,
Thank you for your candid and professional correspondence. I must admit, I was pleasantly surprised to read that our recent personal interactions have prompted a discussion on the ethical implications of our ongoing legal dispute. It is refreshing to see such integrity and respect for the law demonstrated so openly, and it speaks volumes about your character as both a woman and an attorney.
Addressing the points outlined in your letter, I acknowledge and confirm the following:
1. I am indeed aware that over the course of my brother’s wedding festivities, you and I engaged in a series of intimate encounters. These interactions were consensual, passionate, and occurred on multiple occasions throughout the weekend. I can attest to the fact that they were mutually enjoyable and, in my opinion, demonstrated a remarkable chemistry between us that transcended our professional roles. I assure you, these moments are etched in my memory with crystalline clarity—each touch, each kiss, each whispered word in the heated throes of our abandon will forever be remembered by me. Moments of particular note -
* The sight of you on your hands and knees with my cock buried deep inside you.
* The sound of you screaming my name when I made you come three times in the shower.
* The feel of your sweet, plump lips wrapped around my cock as you edged me under the old oak tree.
*Your tits. Your perfect, perfect tits.
2. Despite the aforementioned personal relationship, I hereby grant my consent for you to continue as lead counsel for theAlliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) in the legal proceedings against Rivers Enterprises. I trust that our professional conduct will not be compromised by the mutual understanding and respect we have established for one another. I am confident in our ability to maintain the necessary boundaries between our personal lives and our professional responsibilities.
3. I fully understand and agree that our personal relationship, though vivid and memorable, must be kept entirely separate from the legal case at hand. I anticipate that we will both uphold the highest standards of professionalism and that our interactions in court will reflect nothing but a fierce determination to advocate zealously for a just outcome.
I would like to take this opportunity to express my appreciation for the manner in which you have handled this situation. It is my hope that we can continue to engage with one another in a courteous and respectful manner, even as we find ourselves on opposing sides of this legal battle. I have no doubt that we will bothriseto the occasion and meet the challenges ahead with honor and integrity.
Please consider this letter as my formal written consent for you to continue representing the Alliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) in the matter of ASS v. Rivers Enterprises. I look forward to our next encounter in the courtroom, where I trust we will both demonstrate the utmost dedication to the principles of justice and fair play. I will also do my best not to think about your amazing tits and ask that you refrain from thinking about my impeccable cock.
Wishing you all the best in your continued legal endeavors,
Mr. Rhett Rivers
Rivers Enterprises
Now we wait.
Three days later. It went better than I ever could have imagined.
Always Wright:You are a monumental jackass.
Me:What? Why?
Always Wright:You know exactly why.
Me:I thought you’d be pleased.
Always Wright:Fucking hell, Rhett. My perfect, perfect tits?