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Chapter 24

Team Chat

Sully: Okay, who did it?

Reid: Who did what?

Sully: Don’t play dumb, I know it was one of you.

Rico: Any of y’all hungry? I’ve suddenly got a craving for a banana shake.

Titan:

Sully: Rico.

Rico: Wasn’t me . . .

Rico: Did any of y’all sing that in your head? (mic emoji) Honey came in and she caught me red-handed . . .

Darius: Creepin’ with the girl next door . . .

Sully: Stop. This isn’t funny.

Darius: Bruh. It’s Shaggy.

Sully: I’m gonna shag your face if you don’t fess up. Who did it?

Darius: You’re not asking the right question . . . more like whom???

Sully: I’m going to kill all of you.

Ryder: Picture this we were both butt naked . . .

Rico: There you go, Rookie! Sing it.

Ryder: Banging on the bathroom floor . . .

Sully: I want to know why I keep finding fucking bananas in my locker every day.

Camden: Bananas are excellent for athletes. They are nutritious, they are high in fiber, contain prebiotics, and they’re rich in potassium and magnesium, which contributes to strong bones. They’re packed with vitamins A, B6 and C, and well, they’re low in calories too.

Sully: Camden, for fuck’s sake.

Ryder: It wasn’t me . . .

Rico:

Titan:

Sully: Stop it with the bananas.

Bryan: Clearly, you need them with all the cramping you’ve been doing lately. Don’t think we haven’t all seen you on the field wincing in pain.

Sully: Et tu, Brute?

Dylan: She caught me on the counter . . .

Ryder: It wasn’t me . . .

Jonah: I love bananas. You should be taking those home and freezing them. They make great additions to smoothies.

Sully: Taking them home? There are at least a hundred.

Titan:

Dylan: She even caught me on camera . . .

Ryder: It wasn’t me . . .

Miles: I think you’re aiming your questioning the wrong way.

Sully: Tell me what you know, or I’m coming to your house.

Miles: As long as you bring dinner.

Sully: Dinner? I have some bananas for you that I can shove up your ass.

Miles: Have you asked J.J.?

Sully: Why would I? He’s D-line and knows better.

Miles: Does he, though???

Dylan: Heard the screams getting louder . . .

Ryder: It wasn’t me . . .

Camden: Did you know if you scratch letters into the peel of the banana, the words turn brown first, leaving a message?

Sully: Is that so?

Camden: There are all kinds of pranks you can do with those bananas.

Rico: Bro, quit giving him ideas.

Sully: It wasn’t me . . .