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Chapter 13

Team Chat

Sully: Did everyone see their Mic’d Up assignment?

Darius: If by that, you mean did we all see the giant whiteboard in the middle of the locker room? Yes, bro, we saw it.

Dylan: Do you think they recorded our reactions to the list?

Bryan: Idiot. It’s in the locker room, so I highly doubt it.

Darius: They do allow media in after the games. They record in the locker room.

Bryan: The answer is no. They didn’t record our reactions. Unlike the other times, there wasn’t a giant camera present.

Dylan: I wouldn’t put anything past them. I don’t feel safe anywhere. I was walkin’ to my car last week and Ross jumped out at me in the parking lot, scared the shit out of me.

Rico: He didn’t jump out at you. He was standing at the entrance asking people to show them their vehicle for a “What’s your ride?” episode. I of course had no problems with this and introduced him to Tammy.

Titan:

Sully: I’m certain he was not impressed.

Rico: Bro, everyone is impressed with Tammy.

Dylan: He was not impressed by my car.

Sully: Then he is an idiot.

Ryder: What’s wrong with your car?

Dylan: My mom gave it to me when I left for college. I drive an old Camry and don’t plan on trading it in until it dies.

Sully: If it works for you, then hot damn, that’s all that matters.

Camden: A recent survey for millionaires showed that 37 percent of them drive used cars.

Rico: Yeah, I will never understand that. Like that extra 10k really makes a difference.

Camden: It does to them. The more the investment, the more interest they have to live off later on.

Sully: You’re assuming that Rico understands what an investment is.

Titan:

Rico: I invest, you dick. I just happen to like a nice car too. Also, I like how you said nothing about those who own more than one car. Used or not, no one complains that they’re wasting their money.

Bryan: If you’re talking about me, I. Own. A. Farm. I have the car I drive in the city, and I own a truck.

Rico: Yeah, a truck for all those chickens and goats. Next up, she’ll have you buying her a mini cow.

Ryder: What’s a mini cow?

Sully: (sends GIF of a mini cow in someone’s house)

Ryder: You’re buying a cow to live in your house?

Rico: He’s probably already bought the cow and isn’t telling us.

Ryder: What do you do when it shits?

Camden: Some wear diapers.

Dylan: Hold up. What am I reading? Bryan, you bought a cow for your house and you change its diapers?

Bryan: What the fuck is happening right now?

Rico: Someone text Lexi and get a picture for us.

Bryan: Leave my wife alone.

Ryder: He’s not denying it.

Bryan: Fuck my life.

Rico: Not denying.

Bryan: I DON’T HAVE A MINI COW.