Page 121 of Sin With Me

She sends a devil emoji, and I snort.

Delilah

As a matter of fact, we did. Thanks for that, I guess?

Mattie

Consider it my wedding gift to the horny couple!

Happy*

Oh wait, horny is probably more accurate.

I bellow out a laugh because she's definitely right.

Delilah

And the wait was soooo worth it. That magic cross piercing gets an A+ from me. His tongue piercing does too, but the friction against the nerves feels so good.

Mattie

Okay calm down, you're turning me on over here, and I didn't charge my vibrator.

Delilah

Use your other one.

Mattie

Oh good idea...if only they had pierced dildos.

Delilah

New business idea...

Mattie

Or maybe I need to get out and meet someone. Too bad all the men in this town give me the ick.

Delilah

Maybe it's time to get out of Sugarland Creek and see what else is out there.

Mattie

Probably more men who'll give me the ick.

Delilah

Too bad all of Wilder's brothers are taken now.

Mattie

Story of my life.

A knock on the door makes me jump. It's only been thirty minutes since Wilder left, so I have no idea who could be here.

Quickly putting on my leggings and sweatshirt, I walk hesitantly to the front and see a woman through the window. She smiles when she notices me and holds up what looks like a picnic basket.