Alphaholes

Jupiter: Dad, you got a lot to answer for sending me here!

Rue: You’ve not even been here twelve hours.

Jupiter: I don’t care. I want out, like now. Sharing with…

Booker: What’s Wilder done to piss you off? He was okay at dinner tonight.

Jupiter: Breathing!

Laken: Come on, it can’t be that. Whatever he’s done, I’m not seeing why Wilder needs to borrow Isley’s headphones. So, more to the point, what are you doing in the cabin, Jup, that requires Wilder to block you out?

Booker: Ranting, I can hear him complaining through the walls.

Jupiter: Fuck you. The damn raccoon is scampering all around the room touching my damn stuff. You can’t swing a cat—or raccoon in here. Silas, I’m moving up to your fucking house.

Taylin: Isn’t that defeating the purpose of being here in the first place?

Jupiter: Shut up, Tay. You don’t have the right to say anything ‘cause you’re sharing with your mate, the same as Booker. The rest of us are stuck with someone we don’t want in our space.

Kari: Stop speaking for the rest of us. And can’t you suck it up for a week?

Kodi: If you wanna share with me, then I’ll be okay with that. Lennon and Wilder can share.

Dad: Jupiter, Popi is calling you, so answer your damn phone and stop ignoring him.

Jupiter: Dad, did you tell on me!

Booker: Oh fucking joy. Now I gotta listen to Jup whine. Anyone wanna swap cabins with me and Frey?

Laken: Frey’s heat… that’s all I’m gonna say.

Kodi: Called it Laken.

Dad: Alpha up the lot of you and stop complaining.