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Delicious & Vicious

Wilder: Someone needs to come rescue me… or maybe Jupiter. The man has some serious space issues. My raccoon does not understand what his problem is with me roaming around in a onesie.

Bowie: Which one did you bring? The cute blue one or the white one with the little rabbits on it?

Hollis: Is there a real problem Wilder?

Wilder: It’s a new pink one with a rainbow across my ass.

And Hollis, of course, there’s a real problem.

Jupiter has locked himself in the bathroom and is cursing everything from the plumbing, to the single bed, to me being too raccoon.

.. whatever that means. How can someone be too raccoon?

Will someone swap with me? I’m not sure he’ll survive the night as me and my raccoonness are going to suffocate him with a pillow if he carries on like this.

Lennon: I’ll swap with you.

Isley: Me too. It's gotta be better than getting treated to the tense, silent treatment. Why can’t Laken just let go?

Frey: Booker wouldn’t like to share with anyone but me. I’m sorry, Wilder.

Hollis: Swapping isn’t the answer. We have to address the issues here. All of them.

Wilder: Come right on in and see if you can talk to the closed door.

Monty: Ignore him, it’s what I’m doing to Rue. I’ve found acting like he’s not even in the room is the answer.

Wilder: Anyone got sound canceling headphones with them? And great idea, Monty, except for the noise he’s creating.

Isley: I have. You can borrow them. I’ll drop them at your cabin.

Wilder: Great. Maybe sleeping on the porch might be the way to go, as my raccoon is feeling pretty miffed.

Bowie: What if there are wild animals roaming around and they see how cute you are and want to take a bite of you?

Hollis: I’m sure there is nothing wild roaming out here.

Wilder: Only Jupiter.

Lane: Wilder, I’ll talk to him, don’t worry.