Page 106 of Pride High 2: Orange

Anthony chuckled nervously. “It doesn’t work like that. Neither one of us is a girl. That’s the whole point.”

“Sure, but you know… When you guys did the butt stuff, who delivered their package to the mailbox?”

“We didn’t do that.”

Omar made a face. “I thought you had sex?”

“We did! Blow jobs count, don’t they?”

“Not really. I mean, congratulations either way, but you didn’t lose your virginity.”

“Wrong. I had sex for the first time.”

Omar narrowed his eyes. “Did you though?”

“Yes! Just imagine if Silvia blew some other guy, and when you got upset, she said, ‘Calm down, I didn’t have sex with him.’”

“I get what you’re saying, but there’s a difference between sex andhavingsex, you know? Like if someone gave you a hand job, would you feel like you just lost your virginity?”

“Good point,” Anthony conceded. “That doesn’t seem like enough to count.”

“Because nobody stuck it in a hole.”

“A mouthisa hole. It’s all skin and muscle, right? The only thing that changes is the location and what comes out of it.”

“First of all, gross. Secondly, yeah, you’re totally right. We need to break this down in technical terms.”

“We do,” Anthony said, “because what if you just barely stick it in, and then the other person changes their mind?”

“Why would they do that?”

“Because it hurt!” His best friend blushed. “Rhetorically speaking.”

Omar sat upright. “So you guysdidgo further!”

“We tried this morning in the shower. Very briefly.”

Omar grinned. “You were the girl, huh?”

“Shut up,” Anthony said with a chuckle. “And yes.”

“I don’t know if that counts. I think to qualify as losing your virginity, you have to stick it in any of the three holes and finish there.”

“Then I definitely lost mine.” Anthony said. With a mischievous glint in his eye, he asked, “What about you?”

“When me and Silvia dry humped? You know I held back. Even though I wish I hadn’t, because she told me later that I didn’t need to.”

“That’s not who I was talking about.”

“You mean…” Omar went wide-eyed. “Fuck! I lost my virginity with Ricky, didn’t I?”

“Sounds like it,” Anthony said. He pretended he was having trouble swallowing before finishing with a gulp. “Did you at least get him a glass of water afterwards?”

“No, but now you make me wish we had cuddled. I lost my virginity without even knowing it!”

Anthony laughed. “How about this: Only you get to decide if you’ve lost it or not. This sort of thing is personal, right? Who cares what anyone else thinks?”

“I like that,” Omar said, exhaling in relief. “I’m still pure, which is good, because I’m saving myself for Silvia.”