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Hot and Bothered Book Club

Holly

Soooo how’s everyone doing? I heard someone finally got their HEA.

Kinsley

Is that what we’re calling it?

Holly

You have 3 supersized dicks and 6 capable hands servicing you every night. If that’s not a happy ever after, I don’t know what is.

Ava

Don’t forget three mouths!

June

You’re so romantic, Holly.

Holly

Hey, after a good dickin’, I might be reciting sonnets and Shakespeare.

You never know.

I might buy him flowers.

Daisy

Unless he fucked you right into a coma, he doesn’t deserve flowers.

Kinsley

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m not sure what to do with this conversation.

Holly

Enjoy it and ask for more.

Ava

gif of woman asking-may I have some more

I’d be happy with a mediocre dickin’ these days. The well has been dried up for years.

Daisy

Well, that’s a visual I’ll never get out of my head. Thanks for that.

June

Life lesson number one, Ava. Never settle for mediocre dick.

Holly

Amen.

And if you need something to tide you over, we have our next read. I’m thinking growly, possessive, mountain type man. I want him to be able to impregnate the heroine with a single glance.

Kinsley

Yes please.

Ava

June

Breeding kink? I’m in.

Daisy

I hate to change topic but OMG.

This is the worst day of my life. I’m not even being dramatic.

Kinsley

You’re always being dramatic.

Holly

Tell mama who made you upset.

Daisy

This is confidential.

I shouldn’t be telling you this.

In fact, none of you bitches heard a thing.

Holly

gif Michael Jackson eating popcorn

Ava

I’m on the edge of my seat.

Daisy

Okay. So, mediocre dick…you know the band Righteous Kings?

Kinsley

Please tell me you’re working with them. I was kidding about the backstage passes before, but I would really like them.

June

Ugh the lead singer is so delicious.

Daisy

He’s a fucking dick and so is everyone else in that band. I wish he would yeet himself right off the stage.

Then I wouldn’t have to work with him. Them.

Ava

Anyone else feel like they’re missing something here?

Kinsley

June

Me too.

Holly

Me three.

Do you know this guy or something? Did he give you a mediocre dick back in the day?

Daisy

He fucking wishes.

There’s a history there. Nothing sordid but Wilder and I hate each other.

This can’t work. There is absolutely no way I can work for them and retain an ounce of my sanity.

June

And you can’t turn it down? Give it to somebody else?

Daisy

I don’t know, my boss is adamant that I take him on as a client. Outside of punching him in the face, I’m not sure I can get myself removed.

Holly

I’m sorry, have you seen that face? There’s no way you can punch it. If you do, we will no longer be friends.

Kinsley

Is it me, or do I suddenly feel the need to read something rockstar related?

Daisy

Don’t you dare.

Kinsley

I believe I did tell you that turnabout is fair play.

Enjoy the irony.

Holly

And don’t you think you’re getting out of telling us the whole story at book club.

And I mean the whole story. Every single detail.

Daisy

I don’t know why I thought I could tell you guys about this.

Ava

Because we’re awesome. Duh.

And I’m sure you’re going to need someone to talk to once this enemies to lovers tension between the two of you boils over.

Working together, and such a close environment…

Daisy

I hate you.